EllenEveBaz Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 If your hounds had to work at human jobs, what would they do? Gelsey would be a Walmart greeter or something else in sales, where she could use her exuberant welcoming skills to advantage. Milo would be in pest control. Squirrels in your cellar? Possums in your pumphouse? Groundhogs in your garden? Call Milo. My first grey, Eve, would have been a wonderful nurse or counselor. She immediately identified anyone hurting mentally or physically and went straight to them to make them feel better. Heck, I guess she was a nurse/counselor. And #2 Baz always marked his spot after he pooped with enthusiastic pawings of the grass: turf aerator on a landscaping crew. Quote Ellen, with brindle Milo and the blonde ballerina, Gelsey remembering Eve, Baz, Scout, Romie, Nutmeg, and Jeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramonaghan Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Doolin would be a proctologist. That boy is the definition of velcro dog! Sweep would have been an orthodontist, of course. Quote Rachel with littermates Doolin and Willa, boss cat Tootie, and feline squatters Crumpet and Fezziwig. Missing gentlemen kitties Mud, Henry, and Richard and our beautiful, feisty, silly Sweep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShebasMom Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Sheba would have been a barking coach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remolacha Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Val would have been a good Walmart greeter . Fletcher would have been a security guard, complete with mirror sunglasses and a camo vest. Most of my greyhound’s wouldn’t be anything other than what they already were, retired! As a child, whenever adults would ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I said retired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGE1967 Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Cara would be a mattress tester, to ensure a comfortable 20 hours sleep per day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerilyn Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Lately, Wiki has been a food critic. It's very hard to get a good review from her. She is also a personal trainer and insists I go for a walk every day. Quote Jerilyn, missing Lila (Good Looking), new Mistress to Wiki (PJ Wicked). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time4ANap Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Job? Quote Camp Broodie. The current home of Mark Kay Mark Jack and Gracie Kiowa Safe Joan. Always missing my boy Rocket Hi Noon Rocket, Allie Phoenix Dynamite, Kate Miss Kate, Starz Under Da Starz, Petunia MW Neptunia, Diva Astar Dashindiva, and LaVida I've Got Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccamcl Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 I say Manny puts the tired into retired. He is the slowest walker and lies down if I stop to talk to someone. Lately, when I take him in to work with me, he doesn't even get up when people come over to say hi. Quote Rebecca and Manny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greysmom Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 I think Andi must want to be a dentist. Her favorite way to get pets is to jump up and put her front half in your lap, with her back feet still on the floor, and sniff your breath r-e-a-l-l-y closely Felicity would be in pest control. Sky raisins are her favorite snack! But only flying pests, and not too big, because the big ones are scary!!! Small to medium flying pests only!! Quote Chris - Mom to: Felicity (DeLand), and Andi (Braska Pandora) siggy by Chris Harper, on Flickr Angels: Libby (Everlast), Dorie (Dog Gone Holly), Dude (TNJ VooDoo), Copper (Kid's Copper), Cash (GSI Payncash), Toni (LPH Cry Baby), Whiskey (KT's Phys Ed), Atom, Lilly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerseyGrey Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 Buddy would be a taste tester for McVities biscuits, but would happily consult for smaller businesses pro bonio Quote Buddy Molly 🌈 5/11/10-10/10/23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyRunDog Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 Guinness would be a gas installer. No explanation necessary Quote Grace (Ardera Coleen) b. 18 June 2014 - Gotcha Day 10 June 2018 - Going grey gracefullyGuinness (Antigua Rum) b. 3 September 2017 - Gotcha Day 18 March 2022 - A gentleman most of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercsmom Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 On 9/5/2022 at 5:28 PM, Time4ANap said: Job? Yep, that sums up Mercury. Though he can be a good space heater during nap time, in the summer, in south Florida, when you're trying to cool off. Quote Momma to Jupiter. Mummy to my Bridge Angels, Mercury and Liberty, the world's best blackngreylabhound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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