I do knot drink whisky, butt I like it, ifn momma-bear iz knot careful I will start by sniffsniffing herbs drink and maybe a slurp ifn I yam lucky. Butt she habs taken dat bad habit obs putting herbs whisky glass on a high tabul. So I cannot sniffsniff it anymoor
I no, Charlie. It's so frustratmating wen dey do fings like dat.
Tuday will be a fun day at skool. Ebereebuddee is inbited tu bring dare dogs to skool fur de kidlets stoodints to de-stress. Wut's stress?
If what you feel when there are fireworks.
Oh! I bedder du a gud job wiff de calming effekks. I fink I will uze muh hampsum gud looks and soff brown eyes. I will lay dare onna blanket and dey will feel muh souperior hamsumness and calming virbramashuns. Dat shud du it.
Wut? You're going to lay there, have a nap, and wait for pets?
Yeah, dat's about rite.
So, here's what I know. I sort of interviewed for the MBA Director position. I kept my appointment, said it wasn't an interview, and threw my support to a colleague. Now, I'm the pick. While I fully expect the dean to ignore the recommendation and to just go with the husband of one of his deans (don't get me started), I have to think about what if he actually offers it to me. Yeah, that about sums it up.
Meanwhile, we're all packing up our offices as the building will be gutted and renovated [2 years]. The whole school goes to a biggish building across the road from campus. My department goes to another, smaller, older building, half a mile away. (Which is why I'm expecting the dean to choose the "husband" so that he can get a place with the rest of the school and his wife.) The big blow up I had with the dean months ago was over the "appearance of favoritism". He actually shouted at me THERE IS NO FAVORITISM! I said, "that's not what I said. I said we had to be careful to avoid the appearance of favoritism". Yeah... I've been on his list ever since.
So.... should be an interesting week!