Bubbles, Bubbles, no toil or trouble,
but Santa needs to know on the double:
What is the gift that you'd love best?
What presents top your list of requests?
Is it meat you love, or cheese or fruit?
(Please tell us it's not eye of newt!)
Are there any flavors you'd decline
or would any treat be perfectly fine?
What colors do you like to wear
around your neck or in your hair?
Are toys that grunt or chirp or squeak
among the Christmas gifts you seek?
And how about your mom, Mary Pat,
please tell us where her heart is at.
(Sorry to end with a preposition,
but this elf is on an urgent mission.)