Nuttymeg, when peeple bring doez snacks, I meen leetle dogs, to da event here, dey put dem in a stroller! Sum peeple like to put leetle dogs in a sling or sumptin, but dat iz nawt gud for hooman backs. Doez chi-wa-was can be really fierce and protective, dat Cesar Millan guy habs probablee been bitten by moar chi-wa-was den big dogs.
Hmm, mebee Rita wuld try sum cat fuds or sum stinky sardines. Or sum baby fuds.
OB CORSE Wiki wun, she wuz robbed da last time and dey know it.