If I had experienced everything you two have been through, I think I would have just collapsed in the store and cried at this point. Nice response from the clerk - fits right in with the "This is Kodiak" modus operandi. I'll bet he was Employee of the Month for June.
Can we send you some nice canned hams - or corned beef? Can you stand Spam? What about MREs - can you get those? They would likely be safer....
I think that if they have to live on MRE's for 2 years, both Jeff AND Trudy would be entitled for a Section 8 discharge with full benefits.
It seems that a Section 8 discharge is no longer a reality.
Sorry Trudy, I was trying.