TinyMityMo Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Oh man! You guys are hysterical!! I'm sitting here with tears rolling down my face trying not to laugh too loud because my very precocious 7 year old is in the next room and I don't want to have to explain all this to him. Too too too too funny!!!! Quote Maureen, Sean, Molly (Garnett Madonna) and Sully (Starz Top Style) Visit LongDog Leather Works for adjustable leather martingales, wrap around leather tag bags, breakaway tag necklaces and cool leather people gear. Check out our Etsy store! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebErika Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 This was a hysterical thread!!!! When we noticed the "olives" on Woody, at first I was like "what?" ... but it didn't hurt him and I thought nothing more of it. Then during a routine visit with the vet I asked him, and he said it was quite normal for a male dog and to not squeeze them ! Not that we would ... So now that I read this thread, I'm laughing because we went through almost the same thing. I just noticed the "olives" in a recent pic of Lucy's new IG (who is still lost - hope he comes home soon!) ... they are there for all to see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie Posted January 1, 2004 Author Share Posted January 1, 2004 Oh my. Quote Laurie **& Angels Emily, Beatrice, Okie, Rhemus ,Vixen, and Rose-always in my heart** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forevermybabies Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 Wow, it's like a New Years thread to remember! I never saw this thread when it first came through LAST YEAR, but it's interesting. To be honest, I've seen that on Sunscreen Man when he REALLY has to pee, but never had a clue what it really was...How fortunate for me that someone dredged this old thread up! Quote Tami, Nikki & Gypsy (non-greyhounds, but still pretty good dogs.) Deeply missing Sunscreen Man, Angel (Back on the Job), Switzler Festus and Joe (Indio Starr) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest houndstooth4 Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 :popcorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest houndstooth4 Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 Wait until your boy has a sheath infection and you have to apply medication to the, ahem "area." I thought he wouldn't like me messing with him down there, but he just lifted his leg so I could have "easy access." Suddenly, he was a lot more devoted to me, that's all I'm going to say! He actually followed me around the house. Carrie Treat Hawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lauri Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 Miles plays with his...we call it bumpin'. His 'bumps' showed up right away when we brought him home; thought it was cancer or something. My 14 year old was the one who informed me otherwise and said I was a 'perv' for checking them out. Hey! It scared me! He's always been a very happy boy! So happy, that when I get home from work I most always get greeted with 'bumps'. Oh well, they don't have those kind of manners... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 2dogz Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 (edited) I am so glad you posted that because the other day Dillon was standing over my head and I saw the olives and thought he had regrown...uh....the change in his change purse except in a different spot. What do I know I'm a girl and I've only had a girl dog. Whew! At least I don't think I have any worries now. And for the record, both my beagle and my grey have cheeto feet. Edited January 2, 2004 by 2dogz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greycious_gal Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 I, too, am a resident "flusher" of the areas previously unknown! Monty had a hole in his changepurse, so I was lucky enough to get real familar with his, ummmmmm, hardware. Flushing that area down there always seemed to provide the "olive you" effect! And, the warm compresses that the vet prescribed? Let's just say Monty was extremely disappointed when he was all healed up! (Silly dog!) Consult your vet, of course, if there seems to be something wrong. If it never goes away, I might be more concerned. However, you might find that it doesn't go away (or it appears in conjunction) with regular "checks", if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjnno1 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so THAT'S what olives are :rofl and you'll notice the doggie on my koozies has an OLIVE in his mouth :rofl I SWEAR I did NOT see this thread until tonight :rofl Quote Major & Black Jack are the BEST Doggies in the WORLD A Major Presence - MAJOR - March 10, 1999 - January 13, 2011 Little Joe - BLACK JACK - July 31, 1998 - February 8, 2011 "If you lead your life the right way, the karma will take care of itself. " - Randy Pausch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DotsALot Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Thanks for bringing this thread back by replying to it. I love finding those crazy ones when searching old threads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richman Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Marbles has swelling, not where his, um, hangy-downs were , but at the base of his hoo-hoo. It's sort of on each side of it, and they're about the size of big olives. And they're pretty hard. Yes, I had to poke them so I could describe them. They don't seem to be painful. I've noticed it for a while, but it seems like it's getting bigger. Any ideas what this is? Should I be worried? Or just prosecuted for feeling up my hound??!! 182461[/snapback] I had my boy to the vet today. One of the tests was to check his "hoo-hoo" and while he was there, he checked his prostate as well as his anal glands. His "hangy-downs were empty too thank god. You do have to check his "hoo-hoo" periodically but if you are uncomfortable with anatomical terms perhaps your vet should be donning the rubber gloves and not you. You did use gloves didn't you???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyTzu Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Marbles has swelling, not where his, um, hangy-downs were , but at the base of his hoo-hoo. It's sort of on each side of it, and they're about the size of big olives. And they're pretty hard. Yes, I had to poke them so I could describe them. They don't seem to be painful. I've noticed it for a while, but it seems like it's getting bigger. Any ideas what this is? Should I be worried? Or just prosecuted for feeling up my hound??!! 182461[/snapback] I had my boy to the vet today. One of the tests was to check his "hoo-hoo" and while he was there, he checked his prostate as well as his anal glands. His "hangy-downs were empty too thank god. You do have to check his "hoo-hoo" periodically but if you are uncomfortable with anatomical terms perhaps your vet should be donning the rubber gloves and not you. You did use gloves didn't you???? 1778989[/snapback] What are you doing when you check his "hoo hoo" that you actually need rubber gloves? Quote Wendy and The Whole Wherd. American by birth, Southern by choice. "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!" ****OxyFresh Vendor ID is 180672239.**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 OMG it's back Quote Laurie **& Angels Emily, Beatrice, Okie, Rhemus ,Vixen, and Rose-always in my heart** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KathyL Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 (edited) I'm so glad I have a girl!!! All these conversations about boys are just weird. They sound too high maintenance to me! But they do give me a good laugh. Edited November 30, 2005 by KathyL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinw Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 It's back!!! Quote Xavi the galgo and Peter the cat. Missing Iker the galgo ?-Feb.9/19, Treasure (USS Treasure) April 12/01-May 6/13, Phoenix (Hallo Top Son) Dec.14/99-June 4/11 and Loca (Reko Swahili) Oct.9/95 - June 1/09, Allen the boss cat, died late November, 2021, age 19. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest loveagrey Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 This is the FUNNIEST post I've read yet! We've always refered to hoo-hoos as twig and berries, but since the berries are gone, I guess it's just a twig.... Not very manly, from a man's point of view I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dustyandjaysen Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I noticed that Dusty's....um....olives are VERY noticeable when he is happy and excited about something. When he hears DD's ride drop her off at home in the afternoon he stands at the door, quite obviously all turned on to see her. (you love me! you really love me!!!) boys....I guess the species doesnt matter all that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lothianjavert Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 :rofl I love this thread...... Quote In vino veritasRachael with Rook, missing Sully, Sebau, and Diesel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cello Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Heading off to smell my girls feet now. Cello Quote Molly Weasley Carpenter-Caro - 6 Year Old Standard Poodle. Gizzy, Specky, Riley Roo & Lady - Our beloved Greyhounds waiting at the Rainbow Bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cello Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Oh my goodness! You are right! Their feet DO sort of smell like cheetoes! Quote Molly Weasley Carpenter-Caro - 6 Year Old Standard Poodle. Gizzy, Specky, Riley Roo & Lady - Our beloved Greyhounds waiting at the Rainbow Bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaineysMom Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 OMG you guys are so invaluable!!!! here's the story.... Rain finally warmed up to Nube not 20 minutes ago and snuggled with him. Well, okay, got kinda slutty with him. ooooookkkkkaaaaaaayyyy. They jump off the couch and Nube comes over for a neckie scratch and I *happen* to see two VERY large 'growths' exactly where you guys said! Heck with the olives, these things were GOLFBALLS (guess he's well endowed or something ) at any rate, my first thought was 'holy crap, there's something wrong!'!!! then in the back of my mind I remembered the hoo-hoo thread. Just looked this back up and am so relieved now! and yes, I touched them too..... Quote Kim and Bruce - with Rick (Rick Roufus 6/30/16) and missing my sweet greyhound Angels Rainey (LG's Rainey 10/4/2000 - 3/8/2011), Anubis (RJ's Saint Nick 12/25/2001 - 9/12/12) and Zeke (Hey Who Whiz It 4/6/2009 - 7/20/2020) and Larry (PTL Laroach 2/24/2007 - 8/2/2020) -- and Chester (Lab) (8/31/1990 - 5/3/2005), Captain (Schipperke) (10/12/1992 - 6/13/2005) and Remy (GSP) (?/?/1998 - 1/6/2005) at the bridge"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -- Ernest Hemmingway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyTzu Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 ...and yes, I touched them too..... 1786543[/snapback] You know what they say about touching your dogs olives. Quote Wendy and The Whole Wherd. American by birth, Southern by choice. "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!" ****OxyFresh Vendor ID is 180672239.**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaineysMom Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 ...and yes, I touched them too..... 1786543[/snapback] You know what they say about touching your dogs olives. 1786571[/snapback] you never go back to martini's? Quote Kim and Bruce - with Rick (Rick Roufus 6/30/16) and missing my sweet greyhound Angels Rainey (LG's Rainey 10/4/2000 - 3/8/2011), Anubis (RJ's Saint Nick 12/25/2001 - 9/12/12) and Zeke (Hey Who Whiz It 4/6/2009 - 7/20/2020) and Larry (PTL Laroach 2/24/2007 - 8/2/2020) -- and Chester (Lab) (8/31/1990 - 5/3/2005), Captain (Schipperke) (10/12/1992 - 6/13/2005) and Remy (GSP) (?/?/1998 - 1/6/2005) at the bridge"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -- Ernest Hemmingway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Billie Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Oh gross I don't think I want to have sex with my husband any time soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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