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macoduck

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  1. I shall relay this information to your Secret Santa and tell him to cancel the coal order. Be sure to check in the SS forum as there is a second evil elf trying to find you.
  2. Looking for Judy here too.............
  3. Still looking for Judy................
  4. That must have been so scary for you. We had one foster here with sleep and space aggression. Her reactions were lightening fast. Over time I trusted her and let her on the bed with me with no problem. Until one night I moved (and surely I must haved moved in my sleep before) and she jumped up to snap at me. I called her name and she stopped, blinked and looked like she didn't know how she'd gotten into that position. No more bed sharing with her. So I am thinking maybe it is possible for sleep aggression to cause this, even with Gabe standing over you. Thank you for making the effort to find a cause for Gabe's problem.
  5. Oh, Judy......... where are you Judy...........? I'm worried somebody might get coal in their stocking.
  6. Judylenasmom, Your Secret Santa has asked me to make this inquiry: Lena, Lena, sweet and fair What is the color of your hair? Do you like blue, do you like red? Just what color do you dread? Be honest, at least a little honey, Do you prefer the Easter Bunny? Do you prefer Eastern Daylight Time Or Daylight Savings Time? Do you like sunny days or showers? Do you flip for flowers? Would you have the hots for polka dots? Or do hearts make you hot? Are you ripe for stripes? Or would a sock monkey be just right? And now to complete this tease, send me EVERY measurement please! from your evil elf macoduck
  7. Sniffling right along with ya... You are now a member of a club that nobody wants to join. The dues too high, the membership too many. But we're all your best friends.
  8. Trish and Adrian, I am so sorry for your loss. Peatie was a very special dog. Dear mom and dad, I'm OK. Nothing hurts anymore. My first home was nice, but I was meant to be with you guys. I knew my mission long before I was born: to help humans and Bebe. You and Bebe were my destiny. Beebs was such a mixed up little girlie. All it took was a big brother to guide her to a less-stressed life. I loved cuddling with you and her. Mom, I know you are worrying about Bebe now that I'm gone. She really has grown up and is more secure. I told Flippy some things to do to cheer her up if she gets blue. Dad Adrian, you were just the best dad ever. Our house was almost like an ark- dogs, turtles, birds, orchids, and ferrets- but you always made it feel like a home and you take such good care of mom. I liked going to the hospice place. Old people needed lovin' too and mom and I had plenty to share. I did my job here on earth just a little too well and left you guys too soon. I am happy to report that I've met Nellie, and Oliver and Comet and Scarlett and all those other bridge kids you told me about. I have been really busy sniffing butts and checking out all the cloud-soft beds up here. Last week I sent an ESP message to my Fairy Duckmother to order some Burpdog cookies. I know UPS doesn't deliver up here so when the cookies get to Tennessee and I want you to have a little party. Something tells that Beebs and Flippy are gonna have a major wiggle & sniff over that box of goodies. Mom and Adrian, have no regrets, you gave me all I ever wanted and more. Love, Peatie I will miss you too Peatie.
  9. Foxysmom, thanks for relaying to us this information on Peatie. Nothing strikes a greater fear in us than hearing, "greyhound down".
  10. I'm here Trish. Don't know what to tell you.
  11. Thank you. I will pass the info on to my friends. Greytexplorer, Lynn, and Whatahound, that's great information. Thank you.
  12. Any suggestions on where a friend can get a good price on Previcox 227mg for her two greys? She currently pays $160 for 60 pills. My vet's online pharmacy (VetCentric) isn't much better: $150.62+4.99 shipping. Any better prices out there? Is this something available at a human pharmacy?
  13. Dearest Logan, Your Secret Santa thought you were an absolutely boy in those pictures. Tell your mom that your SS still would like measurements on you. I have no idea what is planned so let's do them all: Neck, right below the ears... Neck, at base of shoulders Neck, from ears to shoulders Back, from base of neck to wear your tail starts Chest girth, right behind the front legs Abdomen, at its narrowest That should keep your mom busy. Move around a lot while she measures and let me know if she says any bads words. Santa really enjoyed surprising you with a Halloweenie present. You keep being a good boy now Logan. signed, your evil elf
  14. I think for 12 pills we paid $124 online via our vet's pharmacy provider, VetCentric. That's up from $98 about 2 years ago, same online pharmacy.
  15. Hey Chilidog, This evil elf needs the scoop on Logan and I don't mean poop! Logan: Are you big & beefy or cute & cheeky? Weight? Measurements? Logan, are you secure enough in your manliness to wear a manly necklace? Logan, are you secure enough in who you are to wear a tag collar? I see you are into seasonal collars, Logan. Are you missing any seasons or holidays in your collection? What's your favorite color? Are you truly a chilly dog and do you wear pajamas to bed? How about a sweater instead? Do you like mom to tuck you in with a cozy blanket? Can you convince Santa that you've been a good boy this year? And Mom, do like to get girlie and wear nail polish? Protect your dog-kissin' lips with chapstick or lip gloss? Like to tote things in a pretty purse or functional sack? Any favorite snacks for that sack? If there's anything you'd like your Secret Santa to know, you just post it right here. This evil elf and Santa will be watching........
  16. Happy tail can take a long time to heal. I mean a couple weeks long. Your vet can tell you how often to check/replace the bandages. We used a piece of foam rubber pipe insulation one time and soft hair curlers another time to keep the bandage on and cushioned from further damage. Fortunately Oliver was not the bandage-chewing type.
  17. Monty honey, you really are testing your mom aren't ya buddy?
  18. Oh, Ryan! I hope your tummy doesn't hurt and that you'll feel better soon.
  19. Regarding the injection site, my vet gave the vaccination shot on the upper side of Wally's ribcage. If you check my posts in H&M, he had a big welt come up a few hours later and was in horrible pain. A steroid shot had to be given at the E-vet. I've never heard of vet offices being open on Sundays. Is that common in Canada or in the US?
  20. Twas months before Christmas But all through GT Evil Elves were posting And squirming with glee Oh, beleebs me, I been squirming lately tu. Taunting and teasing and shopping with care for the just the right package to send over there My hiney cant takes much more teezin. Tell my momma to stops liftin up my tail for a looky-see. The questions were flowing With frenzy and haste Christmas is coming There’s no time to waste! I sorry I habs bin late antswerring yur quessions. So Gracie my sweetheart Who is so far away, Your santa is listening What do you have to say? I says, at leeest Santa lubs me. How do you play? I lubs to run zoomies, an play wit squeekies. What do you eat? Mostedly Innova but my daddy letz me lick his plate an he gibs me more cookies den momma. I know you are beautiful But have you been sweet? I bin very sweet, so dont listen to Pudge or Wally about dat. Are you a Diva? I ams da definishun ob Diva-ness. Or a tough sort of girl? I might look tuff but I habs beyutiful eyeliner dat makes me verry fem-eenen. Are crystals your preference? I likes bling. I likes to dwess up for da Meet & Gweets. Or rather a pearl? Hmm, I habn't considered purls befor butt as long as dey don't smell fishee I gess purls be OK. Do you like frogs? Fogs is funnie. Better than fish? Fishes is stinkie. How long is your tail? Its verry verry long wit a be-uutiful white tip at da endz dat matches my toes. When you walk does it swish? No swishin. I carries it verry high ups so ebbybody knows I be da top dawg. How ‘bout your Momma Yoobs do know dat I amz adopted, right? I figured it out myseff cuz she don't habs no tail. Ebben daddy sez dat. With her Quackity Quack She dont makes dis noise. Mostly she sez, "Gwacie stop lickin yur butt!" Does she have a favorite color? Momma's faborite color iz red. Or very best snack? Yoobs cant go wrong wit chocolat. Does she prefer stripes, Or spots or plaid? Nopes, I tink she just likens solids. What makes her happy? I do. What makes her mad? I do. Give me some info Or I will just guess And often that leads To a terrible mess!!!! Any gifft is a good gifft. It's just fun openenz da box and more fun when somepens in it. Yu can't go wrong with squeekies or any cookies or bling. Lotsa Love - Santy Clause Tank yu Santa an Ebil elf an iffen yu jus sendz Burpdog lotz ob cookies I will share dem wit Pudge and Wally.
  21. Here'z yu go Guinn, sum booty fum me to yu. If ins yu want to see my hiney owie yu habs to go to da H & M fourum. Wally snickers, "Yu sed HINEY. It wuz more liken a A$$ Alert":
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