Dear Otis,
We're so glad to hear you are OK, that you did KNOT take the elevator to the light and that they have finally given you food. The Golden Arches! French fries! Man, it's been ages since our curmudgeonly old dad has gotten us fries. Oh, wait... we did get Tater Tots tonight. But I digress...
Happy to have you with us again,
The Joisey Girls