It occurred to me after I posted that the song is perfect from his perspective: "Raindrops would hide my pee drops ..."
I hope he decides that he no longer needs to be a statue.
Sort of the reverse of your sentiment, "I Wish It Would Rain" by Gladys Knight and the Pips:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiExI2cuL35AhWrjokEHcLfCp4Q3yx6BAgYEAI&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DRR2ohzRSzhk&usg=AOvVaw0mhKv5fokasdsFCk7kARCA
Here yah go:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwia-PmUhLv5AhWHk4kEHebJBxkQyCl6BAgCEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dl5aZJBLAu1E&usg=AOvVaw3mU55QqCZMvp995x5XWKbr
ETA: Apparently I don't know how to embed a video properly. The song is, "It's Raining Men."