Maybe this should be in Soap Box.
One or both of the frickin fracken hounds got into the closet and pulled down some Christmas gifts. The chocolates were wrapped with a lovely red blanket. Blanket is slimy. Chocolate bag is shredded, no evidence of shiny wrappers. It was a mix of milk, dark, and white truffles. Smallish bag -- 15-20 pieces. I was going to mail it today. Vet said to give bread to move things along. Joe has *just* started back on a normal diet.
They're going to have Christmas poop.
Blankie, at least, is for a dog person. She'll understand the dried slobber.
Damn it! I really need some chocolate now.