Call Tricia, calling Hopper
Would you answer some elfin questions?
So Santa can be an informed shopper! Advice is sought about your terrier
Then this elf will complete her duties
And all our holidays will be merrier! To best help with Hooper’s beauty slumber
I need some specifics:
A dimension, a number!
Would you help and take the measure Of the height, length, and width On this sweet senior treasure? From base of neck to base of tail
How many are the inches
Making up that trail?
And her chest, please go around
So we know the circumference
Of the belly of this terrier-hound! And on the human side of gifts:
Any cravings for things sweet or salty?
Don't want the hand that feeds to be miffed! Do you like things that are artisanal and hand-wrought?
Do you like things local and handmade
As well as those that are store bought?
Be assured Santa would be very precise
To mark what's liver, and what's not.
A mouthful of not-chocolate, ick, not so nice! With all this info I will flitter
Back to Santa's workshop.
Here's hoping that your holidays glitter!