waialua Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 I interrupt the COVID-19 pandemic to bring you this lil tidbit..... Last night I went to Sam’s Club to buy a bag of food for my dogs. Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog. I stared at her (those who know me and my facial expressions, know how I was looking at her 🤔😳) ...but then why would I be buying dog food...right? 😝😝 So on impulse I told her No, that I didn’t have a dog but that I was starting the Dog Food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but at least I was 15 pounds less! I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pockets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry. I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story by now. (Nosey people) Bewildered, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her of course not but I had been admitted because I bent down to smell the butthole of another dog and was hit by a truck 😂😂😂 I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack because he was laughing so hard! ...Let’s continue to promote reading! I made this up to make you smile and to lighten your mind of all of the chaos and madness going on right now. It's your turn to copy/paste it and make someone else laugh. We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY 😄😄 Smile and the world smiles with you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time4ANap Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Was the other dog okay? Quote Camp Broodie. The current home of Mark Kay Mark Jack and Gracie Kiowa Safe Joan. Always missing my boy Rocket Hi Noon Rocket, Allie Phoenix Dynamite, Kate Miss Kate, Starz Under Da Starz, Petunia MW Neptunia, Diva Astar Dashindiva, and LaVida I've Got Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 I bought cans of Fancy Feast cat food this morning at the grocery store. I know the cashier, so I joked that at least dh and I would have some gourmet food to eat while we were self quarantining. Quote Lexi (mom to Nok, the former feral black kitty) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerseyGrey Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Buddy Molly 🌈 5/11/10-10/10/23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubcitypam Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 That story has been around since Hector was a pup...still funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cleptogrey Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShebasMom Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 The Brinks truck, Loomis, or whatever the company's name is now, was at my local Publix store the other day. One patron walking in with me said, "he's delivering toilet paper and hand sanitizer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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