Good Day to you Jayne
I need to obtain
Some info for someone conniving
On Tania the grey
Who lives in PA
So packages can be arriving!!
In Poconos, Tania the grey
Can often cause quite a melee
She's barely turned one
And has lots of fun
Sometimes to her parents' dismay!!
Her Secret Santa wants to know
What he should bring a 'dog-on-the-go'
Just what is in her doggie dreams?
Some stuffies? Or a monkey who screams?
And just what ARE her favorite treats?
Does she need booties for her feets?
What kind of bling to bring this grey?
These questions please answer without delay!!
And what about for mom & dad?
What things would really make them glad?
But homework now you need to start...
On Tania - measure EVERY part!
From nose to tail, around the chest,
How big's her neck, what color is best?
And when you've finished, don't dismay -
Kick back & have some Chardonnay!!!
Thanks from your personal evil elf... I need the standard measurements for Tania and other clues about what KINDS of toys she likes best, favorite treat flavors (all?) or consistencies (all?); does she (or you) have a favorite color for jammies/coats??
{PS!!! Tania... your own very special Secret Santa wants to know (and I quote!):
"what herb willy wants dat herb ma won't git herb"!!! So PM me back so your momma won't see this, OK???}