Cindy_Hanson Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 My new boy, Jerry, is one rude dog. He would eat food out of the other dogs' mouths if I let him (I don't--I feed him in his crate). Today the three greyhounds and I took a very long walk, after which I stopped at a nearby bakery with a sign out front that said "WOOF! Dog treats!" I bought two chicken cookies for each dog. When we got home, I gave a cookie to Jerry, then Pearl, then Jethro. With the second cookie, I distracted Jerry long enough so that Jethro could eat his cookie without interruption. Pearl is a much slower eater, though, so when Jerry saw that half of her cookie was laying on the ground in front of her, he swooped in and snapped it right up. I couldn't let that go without comment, so I lightly smacked Jerry with the flat of my hand on the top of his butt and said (in the Voice of God) "HEY! Knock that off RIGHT NOW! That's NOT YOURS." Jerry immediately backed away from Pearl, turned around, hung his head, and proceeded to puke up Pearl's cookie, his cookie, and part of his breakfast. Then he raised his head and looked at me as if to say "Is this what you wanted?" I gave him permission to re-consume both cookies. Sigh. (Meanwhile, Pearl got her second cookie AND Jerry's second cookie.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFullHouse Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 That will teach you! Quote Judy, mom to Darth Vader, Bandita, And Angel Forever in our hearts, DeeYoGee, Dani, Emmy, Andy, Heart, Saint, Valentino, Arrow, Gee, Bebe, Jilly Bean, Bullitt, Pistol, Junior, Sammie, Joey, Gizmo, Do Bee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiveRoooooers Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 I hate when that happens Quote Old Dogs are the Best Dogs. Thank you, campers. Current enrollees: Punkin. AnnIE Oooh M Angels: Pal . Segugio. Sorella (TPGIT). LadyBug. Zeke-aroni. MiMi Sizzle Pants. Gracie. Seamie . (Foster)Sweet. Andy. PaddyALVIN!Mayhem. Bosco. Bruno. Dottie B. Trevor Double-Heart. Bea. Cletus, KLTO. Aiden 1-4. Upon reflection, our lives are often referenced in parts defined by the all-too-short lives of our dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiggysMom Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 :rofl Isn't it nice to have such a cooperative dog? (I totally interrupted Twiggy's beauty sleep with all my laughing & snorting!) Quote Wendy with Twiggy, fosterless while Twiggy's fighting the good fight, and Donnie & Aiden the kitties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoundHeavenAZ Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 ... I"ve never had the VOG work THAT well!! Well done! Quote Jody, Leah & JimmieYou left us much, much too soon Lima & Chip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Liz_in_PA Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 da-yum Now since you were reinforced for smacking him, will you do it again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoomDoggy Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I can't decide if that's funny or sad. A little of both, I guess. Made me think of Stitch and the cake... Quote ~Aimee, with Flower, Alan, Queenie, & Spodee Odee! And forever in my heart: Tipper, Sissy, Chancy, Marla, Dazzle, Alimony, and Boo. This list is too damned long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I guess you made your feelings known. That was kinda funny though. Quote Lexi (mom to Nok, the former feral black kitty) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest simile Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 :lol Should've had a spoot warning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PhillyPups Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 How well trained he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kudzu Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 (edited) "Oh, so it's not mine. Well, here ya go..." ETA: speeling erorz Edited December 19, 2011 by kudzu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest benfrench Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Thats awesome. He was trying to be a good puppy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetdogs Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 That'll learn ya! At least you'll never have to go the charcoal/peroxide route. Quote Deirdre with Conor (Daring Pocobueno), Keeva (Kiowa Mimi Mona), & kittehs Gemma & robthomas. Our beloved angels Faolin & Liath, & kittehs Mona & Caesar. Remembering Bobby, Doc McCoy, & Chip McGrath. "He feeds you, pets you, adores you, collects your poop in a bag. There's only one explanation: you are a hairy little god." Nick Galifinakis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tiptons_Mom Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 (edited) Yikes, I will keep this in mind for the next time I yell to stop Titpon from eating the kitty food. Edited December 19, 2011 by Tiptons_Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
win4profit Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I laugh because that is close to what happens here (without the upchuck though)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GreyFan09 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 That must have been SOME VOG!! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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