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Charlie, unfortunately da Ol Hag had a tite grip on da leeshes, so we culdn't even try to get dem. Dey just waddled away to find a hidin spot. Lupin, Mom would NAWT want to deel wibs all dat floof, we shed enuff for herbs.

Gud Sunny Woesday! Da chillee airs guys are coming to make sure we got gud temps all summer. OMG! Yoo guys and gals! Guess whut we saw! Real live DUCKIES! NAWT owr Mizz Ducky, but a pair ob mallards.

Zorro, we all wulda tried for dat bunneh! Oh, Fancy Two, y'all need sum guinea fowl to come eet all doez nasty ticks. One warm day and dey all come crawling owt. Mom likes SunDrop bettah dan Mountain Dew--but it iz kinda regional thing.

I get two kinds of headaches (because "normal" is not allowed in my life ), Nurtec works for the left-side-of-the-head stabbing migraines, but does not work for the all-over, who-put-an-octopus-on-my-head, weather triggered ones. Backnforf for Fancy 2...

GUd Sunny but chillee Toesday! Backnforfin shall commence! Yep, Mizz E, canola it iz! Lupin, what a gud boy! I think yoo will get invited back again and again. Lukkit doez sugar sprinkled Galgas! Mom likes da autumnal colors for da Galoot, too. Neurologist really didn't address the weather headaches, I guess two Excedrin and a Pepsi it is.

Gud rainy and cool Moansday! Mom iz habbin her checkup wibs da neurologist dis moanin, da Nurtec werks for herbs migraines, but nawt for da wedder-related headaches. Mizz Ducky, how do yoo luk in a bandana? Fancy Two, we will backnforf!

Gud nawt at all Sunnyday! Dat's what we thoht Mizz Cynthia.

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Did ebberyone stop by da Senior Sighthound Sanctuary table and put in an application for a short legger? I fink Lacifur got overwhelmed by all doez big houndies and decided to behave. OOOH, we need a piccy wibs Angus and Frenshy togedder, so we can see how big dey are.

Gud Sunny and warm Satonday! YOo GIG people, take care ob Mizz Ducky, gibs her a gud meel and sum water and remind herbs to REST!!

BOL! Ivy, yoo broke da club! Dat sister ob yours lukks so much like my sister. Cept Fuzzy iz getting a pretty white face and she finally habs hair on her bum.

Wow, dere's ebberone lukkin gud at GIG! We are surprised yoo culd get ebberyone lukkin in da same direction, we all know how hard dat iz. Well, we just had a breef downpour, while da sun iz owt...and da neybor left himz truck windows down. OOPS!

TGIF! Mom iz goin in to werk, she iz waiting to see what Mizz Ducky's hair lukks like.

Iz like da hotel in Gatlinburg, itz nawt da Ritz, but itz nawt pricey and dey put up wibs us!

Gud Thorsday! Mom had to run and get herbs planner she left at the vets, ob corse da Galoot had to tell the whole neighborhood how unhappy he wuz abowt THAT. Safe travels, ebberyone!

https://www.antimonkeybutt.com/ "monkey butt" is for when your hinder turns red from sweat and exercise and heat and all those good things.

I've got the Wonder Dust for when the Galoot inevitably cuts himself again in some weird way and bleeds all over. Last time he had that wound between his big pad and toes, I put the Dust on the gauze and packed it in there, he wouldn't hold still long enough to puff it on there. I like Monkey Butt powder, too. But for my Butt, not the dogs'. Kiva, sounds like you need some Olewo Carrots, too.

GUd Woesday! It iz warm already, I hope dis iz nawt a sign dat summer (N.O.S) iz goin be awful.

Gud Sunny and warm already Toesday! Mom duzzent like banannanananas, but they are neato plants (aktually an herb?). Da vet sez Da Galoot habs dem hooks agin. Yuck!

Andi, I will box up da Galoot and send him to yoo, he lubs to bump Fuzzy and she gibs him da snarky-toofers.

Gud Sunny Moansday! Nudder boarin werk week. Blech.

Gud Sunny Sunnyday! We like to follow Mom to da toilet, too, especially when itz time to go walkies!

Flashy, yoo are noo and fings are strange--mebee yoo wuld like almond buttah or sunflower buttah bettah? We are tired ob da wind here, too, and dey say we are gonna habs an active storm season.

Gud cool and sunny Satonday! Yoo guys, remembory, Flashy iz an IRISH girl, dey don't habs much Peanut Butter ober dere. I bet she wuld like sum nice Irish buttter on toast, yummy! I did nawt like yogurt when I furst got here, but Johnny wuld eet it and I don't like to be leff owt.

Well, da Galoot had himz appointment, dey sed he had no brains in himz head. But he got poked and prodded, and produced pee & poop, and wuz declared a Gud Boy, so Mom had to bring him home. Dere wuz a guy wibs a young Shibe Inu, he wuz complain he wuz stubborn and didn't listen and peed all over da place--well, did himz doo ENNY research afore adopting?? probablee nawt.