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palmettobug

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  1. Oh, toads and frogs, the same Golden that would retrieve box turtles never learned NOT to pick them up. An electronics safe wipe for the sticky keyboard, you'll have to put it way down in there.
  2. Hmm, Ducky, could it have been a stink bug or assassin bug--they spray their little toxins. Terry got a stinkbug in his mouth one time, it was very quick to swell up and a shot of benadryl took care of it. He learned at least one thing he couldn't eat (miss that crazy cat ). Poor Zeke, I know that feeling of pain in the neck.
  3. It iz Moansday and we are hoping for much bettah noos at noon for Flashy. Jupe, I do that too, itz berry much fun to just scratch yer back like that.
  4. OMG, poor girl, looks like she stuck her head in a beehive! for overnite improvement and home-going ASAP.
  5. We are glad there's a least a little glimpse of the sun after the storm, Ducky. And you are like my dad, he couldn't go anywhere and not see someone he knew (that's what happens when you fix all the Caterpillars!) We hope you are able to get some rest and food and snoochies. Love the halter on the mare, and cute little baby!
  6. Oh, oh no, NAWT whut I came here to see. Backnforf...
  7. Too late, Wiki, we all looked! Flashy got herbs own version ob da Happy Hoodie. Lucky it wuz NAWT a striped stinky kitteh.
  8. Tiller, I fink yoo did da best yoo culd in such a sitooasion. I fink yoo will be a wondermus host houndie in da foochure. We are gladden to hear dat all Miz Sherries hard werk iz payin off, and doez funny-barkin houdies are coming to da YooEss. Mebee one day yoo will habs yer own Doofus Brudder or Luci-fur Sisster.
  9. Gud Sunny and damp Satonday! Yep, we houndies can sleep wherever, but hoomans always got one eye open in a noo place. Charlie, az long as yoo are all toggedere! Mom iz happee to help ennyone who needs to reach da high shelfs.
  10. Indeed I do! Nothing is built for regular sized people, you, me, Sherrie... Good old dog hair in the foot, it's almost always white, so we know who the culprit is.
  11. Mom wuz an hour late getting home! We almost starbbed to deff. Peeple can NAWT drive around here. Charlie, iz dat a nice bafftub for loungin, doh? Mom wishes herbs tub wuz big enuff for herbsownself. And yer brudder habs a pimple? Did dat poopy gibs it to him?
  12. TGIF! Mom iz off to da big Howse. Hoping ebberyone feels bettah and habs a gud day today.
  13. Well, phooey. Chicken livers and/or gizzards? Tryin to fink ob sumptin super stinky (and I don't meen houndies toots).
  14. She's waiting for the day you become so exasperated, you get out of bed and she hops into your nice warm spot! I will trade you two girls for one Giant Galoot, he wants to share with me and Fuzzy, but a full size ain't big enough and Fuzzy snaps at him.
  15. Nuttymeg, when peeple bring doez snacks, I meen leetle dogs, to da event here, dey put dem in a stroller! Sum peeple like to put leetle dogs in a sling or sumptin, but dat iz nawt gud for hooman backs. Doez chi-wa-was can be really fierce and protective, dat Cesar Millan guy habs probablee been bitten by moar chi-wa-was den big dogs. Hmm, mebee Rita wuld try sum cat fuds or sum stinky sardines. Or sum baby fuds. OB CORSE Wiki wun, she wuz robbed da last time and dey know it.
  16. Mizz Noo Carol, someone called it "gorilla hail"! It wuz golf-ball sized! Zeke, as a big munny spender mahself, I say yoo are worff it. Stromberry shortcake iz gud, too!
  17. Gud hope ebberyfin iz bettah Thorsday! I did sumptin reel funneh last nite, we were all tryin to get to a really gud sniff, Da Galoot wuldn't moove, so I went UNDER him. I mean, ALL da way like he wuz a big speckled arch. And he didn't say a werd!
  18. Punkin, you do what G does, lay in the sunshine, while your tongue droops out of the side of your mouth and touches the floor.
  19. BOL, Mizz Lucy, Meezers gonna Meeze! Mom sez Terry wuld shmooze ennyone who would pet him. Gud boy Widge! No more nauhtee Ponee! Mizz Halise, we hope dat Lantus werks well for yoo. Since it iz long lastin, da ups and downs shuld be
  20. Da Galoot iz a master ob gettin hurt and not sayin nuffin. He steps on dem ebil gum-balls and keeps on walkin. Mebee Ivy scraped herbself wibs a toenail?
  21. Mizz E, will yoo be going to da Lost Luggage store in Huntsville? Or to Adult Space Camp? Mebee Mister R will sprain himz eyes and habs to wear patch ober boff ob dem. Nuttymeg, we welcome your noo DOOFUS brudder. All yunger bros get da official DOOFUS label. Itz da rool.
  22. Gud Toesday! It iz Sunny and cool. Lots ob pollen, yucky, yucky pollen. Charlie, da kind fing to do wuld be to re-gurg-atate it in yer momma's lap. Sharin iz carin!
  23. Dr Froot, yoo shuld lukk into gettin dem brush-eetin goats (yoo can rent dem!) for da noo farm. Charlie! A noo car! Did yoo get to come and pick owt da options?
  24. Owr friend GT'er racindog libs in Kentucky, she habs Octane (who iz a speckled butt who likes to whine, too!) and herbs Malinois. I fink mah neggs trick at da vet will be to poop on da floor at da vet.
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