Elf gram for Jinks, calling Jinks!

[Banjoman]

Now quick, she thinks, you’re calling Jinks,

don’t write a poem that really stinks.

Make it good for this black boy

who says he likes a squeaky toy.

More penguin socks should take the strain

and keep me warm to aid the brain!

 

Jinks, I’ve had a call from Santa

”Get the reindeer ready to canter”

but to the seaside they have gone

so I have to rely on Amazon

to bring your parcels to Delaware

with Christmas joys that you can share.

 

December 2nd or thereabout 

is the date I’m given, so please watch out

for a delivery from the Amazon man

(don’t know if he has a special van?).

I’m sure that he would drive it with pride

if it had reindeer on the side!

 

Nothing is gift wrapped, or so I’m told,

so if you really want to be bold

you can open the box/es at any time,

as soon as they come will be just fine.

It’s up to you and Carol, your Mum.

I hope there’s something inside for your tum!

 

I hope this news will make you smile

and though you wait a little while,

I’m sure that it will be worthwhile.

 

🦇 The batty one!

[celbee]

To Santa's elf, I have to say, 

Thanks for this update about gifts headed our way!

Jinks will not know until it is time

That Dog-Mom is not good at talking in rhyme!

We will watch for the Amazon sleigh!

Some we may open and some we may not

But all will be opened by Christmas Day!

Thank you!

Carol and Jinks

Edited November 30, 2023 by celbee

[Banjoman]

If you let me know when things have arrived

I’ll see that Santa’s sleigh did glide

to Delaware on the east coast,

then I can have some tea and toast

to stop my hungry tum from rumbling

and into bed I can go tumbling.

🦇

[celbee]

Dear Santa's Elf, 

Santa's Amazon sleigh with all the reindeer

Did make a stop for us right here.

So, all is well-- 

and the gifts are just swell!

Photos to follow!

Carol and Foster Jinks

[MP_the4pack]

Still a foster?

[Banjoman]

Carol and Jinks

that’s great! Methinks

I’ll put on my bedsocks,

play music that rocks,

have something to eat 

then doze off tout de suite.

 

🦇 The batty one.