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  1. We ar finking ov yu awl Miss. Jen. Nutmeg, Chancey and Mum.x
  2. Oh no! we hav ower pawsis xxed. Mum tooked us to a Hoopers compytishun tuday, KNOT to enter ‘cos we KNOT dun ennee praktiss fower munfs an munfs but to see iffn we kood halp owt ‘cos it run bi ower Group. By the tyme we gottid there it awlreddee started and apart frum fetching the judge’s bottle ov drink frum hur kaar there waz KNOT mutch eltse we kood do xsept waak and sniff sniff rownd the feeld and then sit in ower kaar. Afta an hower anna haff we kayme howme so we kood hav ower dinna - mor impotent than Hoopers! it sorta damp tuday and Mum didda littul bit ov gaardning butt KNOT mutch ‘cos she hadda lift Chancey bak intu the kaar tuday and lasst nyte afta trayning klass and itt KNOT do hur bak ennee gud. Chancey will jump in ower kaar wen we gowing owt butt reefyoose wen it tyme to kum howme. I yam a gud gurl and jump onto the bak sweet wivvowt a problem. Wagz to awl ower frendz, Nutmeg.
  3. Sownds lyke that boss izza doodle hed Johnny! Nutmeg jusst bak frum trayning klass and gonna doze afta eeting suppa.
  4. We ar keeping ower pawsis Xxxed fower Pap’s bruvver. Ha Pee Gotcha Day Dippy, yu doing gud! Nuffing mutch happening heer, Grey and klowdy tuday afta lotsa sunnee dayz. wagz to awl ower frendz, Nutmeg.
  5. Greyt pikshur Molly, yu shur hadda gud tyme bi the look ovit! Mum kollektid that Bat tuday, it turn owt to be an innerestink wun. It ownlee small but kan liv to be thirteelebbentee yeerz owld Itta Brandt’s Bat and she nayme it Rex and howpe the veterinararree man kan mend its broken arm OK. Lotsa gud foteegraffs inna Club. Ha Pee Birfday Balti. we howp Fancy and Guest ar rekuvvering frum their respective oppyrayshuns. Neerlee bed tyme heer. wagz to awl ower frendz, Nutmeg.
  6. Gud morning littul Hada. We hav bin fower a kwik waak and now Mum is getting reddee to go and kollekt a Bat. We will stay at howme wivva treet eetch so we ar happee. belaytid Birfday greetings Ambi. wagz to awl ower frendz, Nutmeg.
  7. Abby, we ar pleezed that yur howse iz yurs now but sorree that them styoopid hyumanz mucked it awl up! Gud luk wiv the job hunting Miss. C.A. Mum wentid to see Missr. R. this affernuun and listened to hiz frendz playing Bloograss myusik to awl the residents. Ov korse thay do KNOT play and sing az gud as Missr. R. did but everee wun seem to injoy it. Mum wore hur fringed jacket and luk lyke Doris Day in Calamity Jane so itta tribyoot to hur too. it sownd lyke The Rex Players gonna fawl apart atta seems and thayre defnitlee no Summer Show now. She fink they sorta reached a nachural ending ‘cos they awl getting owlder and KNOT enuff nyoo yunger peepul joining to tayke on the impotent tasks. wagz to awl ower frendz, Nutmeg.
  8. Errr, Whiskey, do yu reelLee meen fower Miss. Sinfeeya and Charlie and Zorro to kum to yur howse wen yur Dad iz inna baff? inkwyring myndz wanna know? Nuttymeg.
  9. Six hours!? Are you a masochist or something? M.”E”.C.
  10. We will keep ower pawsis Xxxxd fower yur lumpee Aunty Patsy and bakanforf fower yu. wagz, Nutmeg, snoozing onna settee.
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