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  1. Ha Pee Birfday Haymish! Mum tooked us owt to the gowf korse erlee this morning and we saw lotsa skwirrulz AND a deer that runned away and I barkbarkbarkEd at itt. We hav dun nuffing tuday, Mum haz bin wurking owt inna gaardin agen and we sunbaffed until we got too hot. Wagz to awl ower frendz, Nutmeg.
  2. Annie needs to take lessons from that expert!
  3. Gud morning frendz, we ar heer butt hav KNOT bin ticticcing ‘cos KNOT mutch haz bin happening. Feel betta suun Miss. Caroline and everee wun eltse who feeling fragile. We bin waaking wiv Dexta and Miss. Fran everee morning this week. Mum took us to the gowf korse layte wun eevning and I hadda chants to run and run, it waz fun! Fursday eevning Mum tooked us to the gowf korse wiv Miss. Sally (atta distance) and hur leetul floofy Papillons But then tryed to waak further and fownd it mayke hur ankul ayke so we kan KNOT do that agen fower a wyle. The fyre iz still kawsing problimz furtha upp inna forrist, 40+ mph windee windz do KNOT halp. I waz inna dog howse afta I stole and ett Mum’z scrumpled egg on towste offa hur playte. She leftid itt onna tabul wyle she tawk wiv Missr. Mark atta distance. Wen she kum bak indoorz it waz gon! Wagz to awl ower frendz, Nottee Nuttymeg.
  4. Sorry Elizabeth, I only watched The Jerk DVD once and was underwhelmed with it. I learnt ‘Tonight you belong to me” by watching it umpteen times on YouTube and singing along with it then practicing with Richard.. M.”E.”C.
  5. Glad to hear yu hadda greyt day Tiger. Wagz frum Chancey and Nutmeg.
  6. Buddy, yu kan awlwayz kum and joyne us. Wagz frum Nutmeg.
  7. Miss Noo Carol, you just brought back memories to me because Missr. R. and I used to sing that Steve Martin ukulele number together (minus the trumpet). One of his favourite films was The Jerk and I bought him a DVD of it. M.”E.”C.
  8. He is obviously taking after Lila , bed guru of the WFUBCC.
  9. The name Hermione is Greek. There have been at least two actresses with the name, Hermione Gingold and Hermione Baddeley Also in Shakespeare. M.”E”.C.
  10. gud erlee morning frendz. I woked evereebodee upp at o’dark erlee o’klok this morning to be let owt. Mum say she wud hav writed jusst lyke Miss. Patsy. Klowdee this morning, sum rayne to damp down the forrist wood be gud butt itt KNOT expektid. Fanks fower the nyoo Club Haymish and Fanks fower awl the yummee s aks Myka. Wagz to awl ower frendz, Nutmeg.
  11. Gud eevning frendz. Gess hoo tooked us fower a waak this morning? Kan yu gess? It waz ower Dexta and Miss. Fran! Mum hadda aks Miss. Fran to waak us ‘cos yesserday morning she fownd that baad ankul ov hurz waz hurting agen. She fink sumhow she wrench it wen a stone slipped unda hur foot the day be4. It did KNOT feel bad ryte away but yesserday she kood KNOT waak us verree far. Dexta waz sooo pleesed to see us and we wer reel happee to see him. Thay gonna tayke us fower anuvver waak agen tumorrow then see how Mum’s ankul iz. Mum haz been mayking nyoo rokeree beds inna frunt gaardin and now she gotta staart mayking sum inna bak gaardin ‘cos the grass iz non existent ‘cos of the shayde frum the beeg holly trees. Mum bought sum nyoo Heuchera plants to grow inna shayde. Ivy, we howped yur Momma wood lyke that kaard. Yu gonna havva lotta kittehs at yur howse Haymish! I assume Hermione iz gonna be a playmate fower Albus ‘cos Nikita duz KNOT wanna play? Do KNOT stay owt inna sun fower too long Miss. Patsy, we do KNOT want yu peenk and sun burned. Mum foned hur GP surgurree on Fryingday and they hav sed she kan hav hur Vitamin B12 injekshunz agen and she gotta poyntmint on Thursday. She iz verree happee abowt that! She gotta try and finnish riting the story wiv this week’s spellings fower ower Zaccee, inklooding Parallellallogram or sumfing lyke that . Wagz to awl ower frendz, Nutmeg.
  12. Sad though you feel about this, just think that you will actually help him in finding the correct home for him. When I got her, just a month off the track, my Chancey was a nightmare to take out, screaming and leaping at other dogs. I kept her muzzled on every walk for over three years until she eventually calmed down. Food didn’t really distract her and it is difficult to get treats through a muzzle, however I live on a housing estate next to a forest so although we met plenty of other dogs I could keep her apart from them. I still preferred to use a martingale collar on her but could hold it tight up behind her ears as she leapt shoulder high beside me. Unfortunately it sounds as though you don’t have the luxury of space in which to avoid meeting, or close contact with the small fluffies so for your hound’s safety perhaps returning him might be the best thing.
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