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  1. It iz bedtyme heer and I kan tuck up ha pee to heer that Flashy iz howme and howpfullee onna way to rekuvveree. Nutmeg, reddee fower bed.
  2. Mam, I am a great believer in pale peachy orange and/or a bright yellow to catch the sun and light up a room. Many times I have gone to turn the light off only to find the sunshine is doing a great job. Ducky, I wondered if it was too early to have a snake coming out of hibernation with really toxic venom but it happened in the dark so probably not that. So pleased to hear that things are looking better. Hopefully the ‘Luck of the Irish’ has been with Flashy today. I have been suffering with a hacking cough and sore throat since Thursday so haven’t felt like letting Nutmeg update on Zavvi. Twice today I managed to get him to go outside with the intent of going to the toilet rather than just making him go out in the hope I can convince him it was necessary. Had few resource guarding incidents about the settees so he got forcibly evicted from beside me. One time poor Nutmeg was about four feet away but walking towards him. Yet he has worked his way into sharing one with her without me being between them. Yes, Summer, he would be termed an Apple Head Chihuahua but thankfully he’s not extreme and doesn’t have really bulbous eyes. Normal service will be resumed once I am feeling better. Miss. R.”E”.C.
  3. That really gives me confidence! Did it have all its teeth? M. “ E”.C.
  4. Well ov korse yu shudda wun Wiki. Nutmeg jusst digesting suppa.
  5. Gud eevning frendz. Miss. Jennie, Mum sez we will KNOT be attending the Greythowndee waak ennee mor ‘cos that wood KNOT be fayre eever to Zavvi or awl them reetyred racing howndee s. He hadda go to meet ower veterinararee laydee tuday fower his sekkond set ov jabz. She tryed to luk at hiz toofers and he hadda go at hur so he hadda ware a muzzel wyle she giv him hiz shot. Affer that he waz fyne butt Mum wondering iffn it waz jusst bekos it waz a veterinararee person or iffn he waz guarding Mum who waz standing holding him onna tabul. Gud luk to the Kennul vet who gotta chek hiz toofer next week! Yesserday he did a zoomee froo the livving ruum and played wivva tennis bawl, he eevin manidge to jump upp onna settee wiv wun in hiz mowf! So far we bin OKay tugevver butt Mum try KNOT to leev us alown tugevver. Zavvi get shut into Chancey’s kayge iffn Mum haz to do sumfing uppystayrez or ware she kan KNOT see us. He haz dun a kuppla wees indoorz wen Mum KNOT watching him. Fanks fower putting upp hiz foteegraff Miss. Loosy. Wagz to awl mi frendz, Nutmeg sharing Mum wiv Zavvi and ha pee to heer Miss. NancyToo wentid to the horsepiddul.
  6. I will bakanforf fower Miss. NancyToo and try KNOT to waak on Zavvi. Nutmeg
  7. Gud eevning frendz. I howpe that nyoo insulayshun pen wurkz well fower yu Miss. Halise. Awl mi frendz wiv hur tee bits gotta tayke kare ov thereownselfs. Well, Mum sez that littul Zavvi bin channeling awl the whippersnapperz that liv heer ova the yeerz. He bury himself in blankets so yu kan KNOT see him, I neerlee step on him this morning. Wen he gett the wind up he lawnch himself akross the settees lyke a gazelle and wen Mum gayve him a soft flooffee toy tuday he staart shaking it, choowing on it and genrallee “killing” it. She finks he eevin manidge to wee on hiz frunt feet tuday! We bin owt fower a kuppla short waak tuday. It waz a bit chille so Mum put hiz nyoo kote on him agen affer trying to shorten the bit under hiz belly. It did KNOT WURK, he still wee on hiz kote. It passt suppa tyme so we gotta go. Nutmeg and littul Zavvi.
  8. Hi Punkin. Lookin gud! Nutmeg and littul Zavvi in Reel Engaland.
  9. .? Gud affernuun frendz. That littul Zavvi dog iz heer. He haz KNOT tried to jump upp onna settee yet. He ayte hiz luntch p.d.q. Now he iz inna krayte wyle Mum eetz hur luntch. She sed she will tayke us owt fower a waak inna littul wyle. She took him owt inna gaardin and he kok hiz leg on lotsa fingz and did wees on hiz nyoo kote cos it izza bit too long fower him but fit rownd hiz chest. I yam KNOT shur abowt awl this. Nutmeg who iz now a big sisser!
  10. Gud affernuun frendz. SO……it iz bak to origynul plan and Zavvi iz kumming howme tumorro. The kennil laydee fone upp agen and say the gurlz who bin lookin afta Zavvi say he iz getting reel “down” wiv being inna kennil and az the veterinararee peepuls say hiz mowf duz KNOT hurt him kood Mum hav him tumorro affer awl and tayke him bak next week fower a finul chek up butt thay pay fower the vizzit. Mum kood hardlee say “No”! Apparintlee he duz KNOT lyke the krayte Mum took in fower him so that gonna be fun ‘cos that wun fit in ower kaar and ware Mum expekt him to sleep, awl tukked upp sayflee . I yam KNOT shur how this gonna wurk owt. Ov korse he myte nevva hav had to sleep inna krate befor. Ooh, FancyToo myte havva whole faarm to run in. Miss. Dr. Robin kood adopt lots mor howndees! Nutmeg, finking abowt this.
  11. Gud NEERLEE LUNTCH TYME Frendz. AR YU LISSNING MUM? Well I yam KNOT getting a littul bruvver until next Tyoosday. Apparintlee the veterinararee person who look at hiz mowf tuday say it KNOT awl heeled up yet so Mum deesyde she will wayte until he awl OKay befor bringing him howme. Iffn the wether OKay tumorro we will go and vizzit him to keep him yused to seeing us and getting to know us. Mum send hugz to Miss. Kaffy. I going now ‘cos I kan heer mi luntch bowl, Wagz to awl mi frendz, Nutmeg.
  12. Gud affernuun frendz. I do KNOT havva littul bruvver yet. I yam KNOT shur iffn I want wun! I gottid snarked at agen wen we go to vizzit him tuday. Mum did say that problee ‘cos he waz uppysydedown on hiz bak onna settee beside hur and I problee put mi poyntee snoot too klose in hiz fayse and he did KNOT lyke that. Affer that she mayke shur she giv me a treet and then him a treet wyle I waz there beside hur and he did KNOT snark agen. He gotta havva vizzit frum the veterinararee peepuls tumorro to chek owt how hiz mowf iz affer having awl them toofers owt. Iffn thay ha pee wiv him then Mum sez we bring him howme on Tyoosday. Iffn the veterinararee peepuls fink hiz mowf needz mor heeling then he stay wiv the reskyoo until he OKay. We will go and vizzit agen iffn he KNOT reddee to kum howme. Mum sez “Fank yu Miss. Halise, fower yur Mothering Sunday wishis.” Mum awlwayz yuse that term and KNOT Mother’s Day! She gottid a kaard frum mi hyooman bruvver and iz gonna go and see Miss. Fran and the fambilee fower a cuppa tee and kayke inna littul wyle. Well, I yam zawsted affer that vizzit so I yam onna settee until Mum go owt, then I will in mi kayge. Wagz to awl mi frendz, Nutmeg, KNOT a big sisser yet.
  13. Gud affernuun frendz. Lukkit Miss. Halise wiv that littul Tigger, Mum luvs seeing that foteegraff. Wy do yu havva pen fower yur insulayshun, ar yu gonna write a storee abowt it? Mum wentid shopping this morning and brottid howme a kuppla littul kotes, a kuppla littul soft toys and a soft bed to go inna karry kayge Miss. Sally gayve hur on Fursday. Apparintlee we gonna go see that littul Zavvi agen tumorro. Jusst a short waak tuday butt betta than nuffing. Glad yu gotta run atta dog park Ivy and Cherry. Mum gonna kook hur layte luntch so I gotta go. Wagz to awl mi frendz, Nutmeg.
  14. Gud affernuun frendz. Sunny butt chillee heer tuday, anuvver fffrostee morning. Mum and me wentid to vizzit that littul Zavvi doggee tuday and we got along OKay wiv no snarking frum eever ov us. We boff up onna furnichur neer Mum. Mum fownd owt he jusst bin “ done” whilst having his toofers owt (he lostid 16 toofers) so it no wonder he’s a bit snarky, boff ends are problee unkumfee! We wentid fower a waak rownd the feeld and he wanted to go bak wiv the kennel gurlz but Mum just pik him up and tuck him under hur arm and waak on a bit then put him bak on the grownd and he kum along wiv us. So Mum sez fingz ar lukking gud! Mum gonna go see ower kidlets and that Otto poopee tunyte so I will getta gud treet in mi kayge. Howpe awl the rumblee tumz are feeling betta. Wagz to awl mi frendz, Nutmeg.
  15. I yam heer agen on anuvver wetanwindee day. Sigh! So, yesserday Mum and me wentid to see that littul Zavvi (or Xavi, Mum KNOT deesyde witch way to spell it yet). Furst we met owtsyde and did KNOT tayke mutch notiss ov eetch uvver apart frum the odd sniff, az dogz do! Then Mum and a nyse yung laydee tayke us fower a waak. That littul Zavvi trot on ahed wyle I kept stopping to eet sticky weed. Then we go inna room wiv a settee anna kuppla armchayres and Zavvi jump up onna chayre and wen I wentid neer it he snark at me! Affer a wyle he jump off and then gettup on the uvver wun. Mum waz sitting onna settee inbetween them chayrez and giv me a treet then giv him wun. He gradually kum and sit wiv Mum who keep giving him a treet affer I gottid wun. Iffn I look at him he look away ( the nise lady holding mi leed so I did KNOT get too neer him). Evenchoollee I waz sitting up on a settee on wun syde ov Mum and him sitting onna uvver syde. Boff Mum and the nise laydee deesyde at leest a kuppla more vizzit tugevver wood be a gud ideeya so we going agen tumorro, then Sunneday and iffn that awl go well we may bring him howme next Tyoosday, depending on how fingz go. Itta lotta wurk this getting a littul bruvver. Ov korse Mum kan KNOT buy ennee kote or waterproof reddee fower him until we know we deffnitlee havving him. He seems to be onna large syze fower a Chiwawa. I howpe awl mi frendz and hyoomans wiv rumblee tumz are feeling betta and that the sunne suun shynez intu the cavez of them that ar hiding. Miss. Jen, Mum sez yur Unkel iz showing standard dementia symptoms, nuffing yu kan do abowt it essept ignor it or mayke up exkyooses abowt wy yu kan not do enneefing atta momint. Wagz to awl mi frendz, Nutmeg, howping the rayne stops suun.
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