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Patsy

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Hup! Hup!

No time to waste

For a Secret Santa for Milo awaits 

His desires? Toys? Snacks? Whatever he loves?

And Milo, tell your SS about your mum

What does she love?

What does she abhor?

Time is fleeting so replying is needed

Whozagudboi?

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Patsy and DH with the Humane Society specials, Linus & Jazz, in North Dakota

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  • 3 weeks later...

Milo is confuzzled, twisted, and puzzled
Deep in thought -- to answer or not?  
He thought that the deal
Was to reply only "for real."
But he never objects to spread the word
About his favorite things, cool or absurd.


He loves to eat anything, but his teeth 
Grow fewer by the year
He still can crunch a milk-bone,
But nothing harder, dear.
 

He likes collars, orange or black
To match his handsome stripes
For fancy dates, a bow-tie
Would make his couture right

He's never been a toy guy
Preferring the real thing
But please don't ship a rabbit,
Coon, or bird upon the wing

If truth be told, Milo is just a little vain
And admires his pictures surrounded by a frame
He'd also like for Ellen to have a kitchen timer
That dings gently and does not
Scare the poop out of his hiner

Dental wipes or ear cleaner
Would make this old guy shine
He likes to be a dapper gent
Have no doubts, Milo is fine
 

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Ellen, with brindle Milo and the blonde ballerina, Gelsey

remembering Eve, Baz, Scout, Romie, Nutmeg, and Jeter

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