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We hear there is a pretty little girl named Fran

Who has been matched with a very curious Hue-Man!

 

A Hue-man who wants to know what brand treats you eat . . . :dogcookie

As well as the measurements for your back, belly and hind seat!

For we know that you are but a wee little girl

With a sensitive tummy prone to the occasional hurl. :blink:

 

Why oh why do they need to know such things you might ask?

Well, making your Christmas wonderful Fran, is her main task! :reindeer

 

Secret Santa wants to know if there is anything you might possibly need . . .

Whether it's something to play with, eat, wear or give you more speed.

 

And finally, we need to know what Fran's mom likes to eat,

So SS can include in the package for you, a special sweet treat!

 

We'll be anxiously awaiting your reply . . . :ph34r

 

 

 

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Perhaps it's this less than stellar poem keeping gryhndens away? :lol Come out come out wherever you are! :lol

Or the unfortunate fact that I have THREE mid-terms this week!!! Arg! I see the light... I do... not til June... but I do!! DH hides the computer so I am not tempted to set aside the books... he's sleeping now :sleepy ... and the girls showed me where he hides it. :devil

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We hear there is a pretty little girl named Fran

Who has been matched with a very curious Hue-Man!

 

A Hue-man who wants to know what brand treats you eat . . . :dogcookie

As well as the measurements for your back, belly and hind seat! We'll be speedy about this, but will have to return, as someone...no names mentioned... but someone refuses to move her rump out of bed for me to measure!

For we know that you are but a wee little girl

With a sensitive tummy prone to the occasional hurl. :blink:Milkbones (the little ones, and we break them in half); Nature's Logic (Natural Chicken is her favorite); Newman's Own Organic treats (Peanut butter, yum!)

 

Secret Santa wants to know if there is anything you might possibly need . . .

Whether it's something to play with, eat, wear or give you more speed. Nothing she needs, but lots she wants. Typical girl. :rolleyes: I've been teasing her with the screaming monkey sounds, and that drives her wild. She is going north for a few weeks this winter, will she need booties? :dunnoThis is her favorite toy (she has a green one). And her skin sister has introduced her to bling- they play dress up together.

 

And finally, we need to know what Fran's mom likes to eat,

So SS can include in the package for you, a special sweet treat! Chocolate.... w/cherries; Chocolate... w/peanut butter; Chocolate w/nuts; Chocolate.... w/chocolate? Chocolate with just about anything EXCEPT raspberry or orange.

 

We'll be anxiously awaiting your reply . . . :ph34r

 

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Ok... hope I did this right, Fran is not in a cooperative mood today AND I had to use the yarn/tape measure trick... and the cat was pulling on the yarn... Ok, enough of the excuses...

 

Neck: 15.25 inches

Girth: 28 inches

Back: 30 inches

Hindseat?!?!? Do I dare ask?

 

Any other measurements, let me know and I will get the rest of the family involved... for now, have to go back to the books... should have two of these tests out of the way tomorrow!

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