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Dear Shimmie,

 

Santa has asked me to find out if you've been naughty or nice.

 

He'd also like to know what is your favorite:

 

color

noise

fuzzy sqeaky thing

snack food

not allowed to have it/allergic to it no-no

music- country/classical/rock n' roll?

what planet do you think you're from

which do you like better? napping or playing

does your mom have a favorite treat, color or scent?

 

If there's anything else you'd like to tell Santa on your behalf, I will be glad do to so.

Be good now, Shimmie, cuz Santa and I are watching you. ;)

 

from your Evil Elf Macoduck :Peace

 

Hada the podenco maneta, Georgie Girl (UMR Cordella), Lulu the podenco andaluz, Rita the podenco maneta, Howie the portuguese podengo maneto
Angels: Charlie the iggy,  Mazy (CBR Crazy Girl), Potato, my mystery ibizan girl, Allen (M's Pretty Boy), Percy (Fast But True), Mikey (Doray's Patuti), Pudge le mutt, Tessa the iggy, Possum (Apostle), Gracie (Dusty Lady), Harold (Slatex Harold), "Cousin" Simon our step-iggy, Little Dude the iggy ,Bandit (Bb Blue Jay), Niña the galgo, Wally (Allen Hogg), Thane (Pog Mo Thoine), Oliver (JJ Special Agent), Comet, & Rosie our original mutt.

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Hiya Evil Elf Macoduck & Secret Santa,

 

It's me Shimmie. I am really cited bout gettin gifties fur Christmas!!! I is a really good boy. I is really BIG too (96lbs), but I is not fat. I lubs all kinds of goodies cept greenies and rawhides. I eats anything that my Mommy, Daddyman, or Granny gib me including things that the don't gib me but I do a really good job cleaning the counters. I is black and I lubs all colors, specially things that I can eat.... one day I eben eated all the muzzle straps. I lub country music and the weather channel, cuz I gotta check where it's thundering for my sissy brother Sly. Noises don't bother me at all. I lubs all kinds of toys that make all kinds of noises, specially at 3 in the morning. I try to take my bear outside to go poop but my Mom makes me leave it on the porch, sometimes I try to take my duck outside too....I think that they need to poop just like me. I'm not really sure what planet I'm from but it must be from a planet in the Milkyway cuz my Mom won't let me eat Milkyways so she must not want me to eat anything from my planet in case another one of me is gunna hatch. My Mom tolded me I hatched from an egg like a turtle and I believes her. I'm gunna be 5 in January so that makes me 3 again. I likes to play and nap the same. Sometimes I eben play in my sleep so I don't know if that's napping or playing so it must be the same as playing and napping. My Mommy says I'm really special and that I has 3 brain cells..... 2 are missing and the other 1 is out looking for them....that makes me special cuz I gots 3, so that why I'm gunna be 3 again. I lub to take everyones shoes and put them in my bed too. Could you tell my Secret Santa that there is an EBIL SQUIRRELY at my house that sits ontop of my fence and shakes it's tail at me... it's not a nice squirrely and it shouldn't gets any pressies fur Christmas.

 

I gots to go take my bear and duck out to poop. Thank you Evil Elf Macoduck fur asking all about special me. I lub you.

 

Shimmie

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Oh my goodness Shimmie, that was a very specious egg that you hatched from sweetie. :rofl

 

You be a good boy (at least until Christmas). :wub:

 

Hada the podenco maneta, Georgie Girl (UMR Cordella), Lulu the podenco andaluz, Rita the podenco maneta, Howie the portuguese podengo maneto
Angels: Charlie the iggy,  Mazy (CBR Crazy Girl), Potato, my mystery ibizan girl, Allen (M's Pretty Boy), Percy (Fast But True), Mikey (Doray's Patuti), Pudge le mutt, Tessa the iggy, Possum (Apostle), Gracie (Dusty Lady), Harold (Slatex Harold), "Cousin" Simon our step-iggy, Little Dude the iggy ,Bandit (Bb Blue Jay), Niña the galgo, Wally (Allen Hogg), Thane (Pog Mo Thoine), Oliver (JJ Special Agent), Comet, & Rosie our original mutt.

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Shimmie dear, You neglected to tell what your favorite color is. :rules

 

Hada the podenco maneta, Georgie Girl (UMR Cordella), Lulu the podenco andaluz, Rita the podenco maneta, Howie the portuguese podengo maneto
Angels: Charlie the iggy,  Mazy (CBR Crazy Girl), Potato, my mystery ibizan girl, Allen (M's Pretty Boy), Percy (Fast But True), Mikey (Doray's Patuti), Pudge le mutt, Tessa the iggy, Possum (Apostle), Gracie (Dusty Lady), Harold (Slatex Harold), "Cousin" Simon our step-iggy, Little Dude the iggy ,Bandit (Bb Blue Jay), Niña the galgo, Wally (Allen Hogg), Thane (Pog Mo Thoine), Oliver (JJ Special Agent), Comet, & Rosie our original mutt.

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Oh My.....

 

what's my favorite color..... does dead EBIL SQUIRRELY count?.. no....... my mommee says that's not right. Did I mention that I is tree... almost five? oh yeah my faborite color is anything that goes wiff black. I dodnt think that pink is gud fur me tho cuz I is a manly-man an that evil squirrely will laugh at me ifin I wear pink. Meez mommee thinks I look good in blues...purrty blues... whateber thats is. Purple is good too... did I mention that I is a manly-man.... what Mom... oh Mom says that I need get my baby cuz itz time fur beddie... I lub my baby. Is it still manly-manly to sleep wiff a baby? Meez baby is achully a BIG WELLOW DUCK.... I think thatz manly. I lub bein a manly-man thats tree gunna be five an tree again.

 

I LUB YOU SANTA

 

Sincerely,

 

Shimmie

 

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For you Shimmie :cookie :cookie :cookie

 

Hada the podenco maneta, Georgie Girl (UMR Cordella), Lulu the podenco andaluz, Rita the podenco maneta, Howie the portuguese podengo maneto
Angels: Charlie the iggy,  Mazy (CBR Crazy Girl), Potato, my mystery ibizan girl, Allen (M's Pretty Boy), Percy (Fast But True), Mikey (Doray's Patuti), Pudge le mutt, Tessa the iggy, Possum (Apostle), Gracie (Dusty Lady), Harold (Slatex Harold), "Cousin" Simon our step-iggy, Little Dude the iggy ,Bandit (Bb Blue Jay), Niña the galgo, Wally (Allen Hogg), Thane (Pog Mo Thoine), Oliver (JJ Special Agent), Comet, & Rosie our original mutt.

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