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19 minutes ago, ScootersMom said:
That goes along with "I used to have . . .".
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Oh Miss Patsy....dat duz KNOT sownd like a fun vacashun but dat pediashur fing makes sense. Ah no dat dey recommend dat fur peeples eben wen dey juss habz a bad fever.
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Mama laff an laff an laff at dat wun, Miss Jerilyn!
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Bitzi, mama always puts dat stuff sumweer safe! An den forgets weer dat safe place iz....
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Nate, we all miss himz. Ah am very tached to himz....an eben da leetle Davey who follows Mama ebberyweer noze dat wen she leebz fur wurk he can curl back up wif daddiman to watch da morning noowze....but now himz iz all sad wen she leebz, eben moor den beefur. We hopes wunce ebberyfing iz settled dat we can make da drive wif mama wunce ur twice.
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Oh no, Mam. Juss be happee yu are a hooman who gets to use indoor plumping. We hopes yu are better sOOn.
Miss Piggy....ah wuz wabing dat torturnarian white flag lass week....no fun!
Ah did go on a wun mile walkie wif Mama an Sammy dis morning beefur her wurkjob an ah did KNOT limp so she hopes dat mehbe da doggsy cycling iz wurking. Ub corse, da caprofen probally iz helping too!
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Mama sez dat five minutes later an she wud habz been lasOOing Sammy frum horseback.
Well...dey left yesserday morning to take daddy away fur da seezun an mama wuz back homes by dis morning - but now she is off at da wurkjob affer taking us fur a nice walkie.
We are catching up!
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Gud ebening ebbwery wun. Fanks fur all da gud fawts. Mah tempy chur iz down still - ah wuz violated tooday fur mama to find owt dat bit ub information! An mah PEE an POO came back normal affer mama went arownd collecting all ub it!
Miss Cynthia, mama sez she noze dat deez fings are ruff, but in da end, yu will find happiness. She stayed wif da eggs on accounta she felt giltee leebing himz on accounta he did KNOT habz a lot ub frenz an wuz KNOT close to himz fambille....but she had to do it fur her own sanittee ... ....she sez dat yu can't make anywun else happee if yu are KNOT happee.
Oh, Miss NOO Carol, we are glad yu are OK.
Bitzi, mama sez forgetfullness iz becoming normal in herz life.
So ah habz a storee! Well, daddy tuk us for wun moor walkie beefor he goze to NOO Jersey tomorrow - an gess wut??? Mah doofus brudder Sammy ran owt ub daddy's hands, leech and all an wuz running up da street. Daddy had me an blind davey so he cud only go so fast on accounta davey iz tinee. So he calt mama who wuz putting a saddle on Leo. She frew himz in himz stall an in all her riding geer ran up da driveway, grabbed her truck an went flying up da street. Ah luked up an deer wuz a red streek flying past to get up da rode to weer Sammy wuz. Den she went owt an calt him in her silly voyce an he came ober. Bowf daddy an mama wur shaking llike leebz....Daddy sed sammy wuz in da middle ub da rode rite on a bend when he calt mama.
We are all home in bed safe an sownd now!
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We are so sad to heer abowt Rita....owr hearts hurt wen we fink ub da cute leetle dogee.
Oh, Tiller....we feel so bad fur yur mama....she juss habz had way too much happen...mama sez it iz juss KNOT fare wen reel gud peeples habz so much happen.
Ah am slowly recubbering. Mah feber iz gawn - but dey did horrible fings to me lass nite an dis morning. Dey stuck needles in mah back!!!! Wut mama? Sub Cue FlOOids? Wutebber. Anyway, daddy tuk just Sam an me fur a leetle wallkie toonite to get me sum helfy fresh aire an sunshine.
We lubz owr frenz....
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Oh, Miss Ducky, our Misser Peabody duz KNOT like dat R Eggz fuds eeder. Sheesh....an he habz to habz it fur himz pan cream ishooz. We send owr lubz to Rita.
Miss Chris, daddy likes to make us brof! Dat iz a gud idea!!!
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Rita, mama used to habz to gibz Suckyface - That's sucralfate, Fancy - whutebber, mama. An dat metty dizole stuff to Dustbin wen he had iSHOOz. She used to habz to shubz it in hiimz mowf wif peenuts butters.
LOOpin, mama juss lubz yu and yur snazzee o**its.
Nate, da beeg joke arownd heer iz dat Mama got tomato plants frum a ladee at wurk whose humsmand started dem from seeds frum himz own home grown tomatoze. She brawt dem homes an deer iz a betting pool az to how long it will be afore she kills dem. If it duz KNOT habz fur or fedders (or at lees a leetle bit ub hare on himz heds - like Daddy), it iz in trubbles arownd heer.
Da torturnarian calt an sed mah bluds wur reel thick - so eben tho ah got FLOOids on TOOsday, dey want me to get moor tooday or tomorrow. Mama iz gowing to do doze at homes in sted ub stressing me owt by making me go back deer.
Fanks fur all da gud fawts!!!
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Hi ebberywun. Fanks fur all da gud witches....
Ah do KNOT habz da ebil C in mah sholder.
When dey brawt me back frum da eggsray, Dr. Michelle decided to violate mah bum, an gess wut?? Ah habz a reel hi FEEber.
So den she did a tick test - an gess wut, ah habz tick dezeeze. Dat eggplanes why ah hurt an ah habz been restless an on an off mah foods an all sorts ub stuff.
Do ah am on da dial a cycle medsin an pane pills an stuff.
Mama sed dat mah tick test in Febby rarry wuz fine, so it muss habz heppened resintlee.
Fanks fur all da gud fawts.
Ah lubz all mah frenz....
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Dey are dowing an eggsray on mah sholder rite now.
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Ah am at da torturnarian now on facetime wif mama.
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We lubbed doze pichures,.
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Mama hopes it is juss dat arthur guy. Her concern iz all dat yelping ah do wen ah roll ober and furst stand up an stuff....
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Miss Chris, doze pichures are beautimous.
Fanks fur all da gud witches. Bitzi - dat wud be da bestest anniversary gift ebber fur dems.
Mama, ub corse, habz all sorts ub fawts gowing fru her hed eggspeshallee wif daddy gowing back to NOO jersey an us being home alone during da day if sumfin happens to me...all dat stuff. Dey do habz camberas in da howze now to aspy on us, but still, it makes her nerbuz to fink dat sumfin wud happen an ah wud be in panes.
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Our poyntment iz tomorrow at 11:30 on da clock. Daddy will be taking me.
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Happee burfday, LUPIN!!!!
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Hi Ebbery wun,
Mama let me on da pooter on a Sunday! Ushuallee da howsehold iz bizzee dowing farm stuff an den by now ebberywun iz reddy to sleep...but she still had her pooter on - and let me tic, tic, tic.
Fank gudness dat houndie wuz fownd!
Luks like ebberywun had a greyt time at GIG!!!
Welcome home Miss Lizbef!
Ah habz still been limping on an off...but moor disturbing to dem iz dat ah cry in da meedle ub da nite wen ah get up to shift mah wate. Ah occashuallee hold mah paw up an show mama - but wen she tuches ma toze and leg an stuff, ah am ok. She iz wart weed abowt mah sholder.
We are happee dat Tinker duz KNOT habz da thigh dizeez! Mah Uncle JJ had dat - but he did do ok wif it!
Ah lubz all mah frenz...
FancyToo
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So Mama made a poyntment fur me neggst week at da torturnarian. Lately wen ah stand up ah yelp a leetle on accounta sumfin hurts in mah rite frunt leg. Ah habz a tiny limp sumtimes - but ah am letting dem no moor oftin dat it hurts wen ah get up...plus also my appy tite habz KNOT been az gud az ushual. Mama and Daddy are a leetle wart weed.
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Happee NEEces burfday, too!
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All sorts ub happee burfdays!!!!
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Mama sez if it iz green, she will likely kill it....eggsept Kiwi da Burd in owr howze.
WFUBCC #228 - April Showerings
in Cute and Funny things Greyhounds do
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Miss Jennie...we hope doctor Steve feels better sOON.
Wiki...mama iz sWOOning.