Guest charmsmom Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 (edited) I hope this poem finds you well And dearest little Joe! Santa needs a little help So shopping she can go! What are some things that Joe would like? A blanket, coat or biskies? Or maybe he'd take an exercise bike! No, that would just be silly! A collar now from NeedleNose? They come in many colors! Maybe, too, a pair of jammies She can make them match the collar! So what I mean to say I guess Is we need a few ideas! Santa's just a little stuck Your wishes should be clear! Love, Your Evil Elf Edited November 10, 2007 by charmsmom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliDog Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 I hope this poem finds you well And dearest little Joe! Santa needs a little help So shopping she can go! What are some things that Joe would like? A blanket, coat or biskies? Or maybe he'd take an exercise bike! No, that would just be silly! A collar now from NeedleNose? They come in many colors! Maybe, too, a pair of jammies She can make them match the collar! So what I mean to say I guess Is we need a few ideas! Santa's just a little stuck Your wishes should be clear! Love, Your Evil Elf My Momma says a Evil Elf has done wrote me a letter Santy needs help on what I like Be it collars, treets or swetters Well deer Santy I'm not fussy I'm a regoolar kinda guy Altho' Momma says I'm kinda spoiled (and Momma says "that's no lie") So I'll leave you wif a coupla' hints To help you with your quest The list is at the end of this post And now I'm off to rest Lub Joe List of the things I lub or need or want o-kay lemme see I LOVE treets of all kinds speshully lamlung I look good in any kinda collar - the brighter the better I need a wig for my tummy - I have no hairs there I don't ushooally need pyjamas - we live in an appartement and Momma always says it's hotter than <bad word> here beecause of all the old fokes who crank up the heet... Sometimes in the dred of winter Momma puts one of her swetshirts on me, tho, hence the request for hairs on my tummy, Santy. Are there swetshirts made for nekkkid-tummy hounds? Um did I mention I love treets? Oh and mebbe you could find a noo home for my brudder Logan - he bugs me all the time. That's all I kin think of now Santy. I just lub getting packages frum you so anyting you send will be funnn! Lub, Your Pal, Joe oh and pee ess just beecause I aksed you to find a noo home for Logan won't put me on your "bad list" willit Santy? I was kidding!!Reely I was! Quote Donna & The League of Extraordinary Greyhounds Adoption Squad; Buffy and Rik T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest charmsmom Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Hiya, Joe. Charm heer! Sents Logan is my cusin, he ken kum stay wif me. Santy dusent mind as long as u send him too a rel-uh-tif. Lub, Charm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliDog Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Hiya, Joe. Charm heer! Sents Logan is my cusin, he ken kum stay wif me. Santy dusent mind as long as u send him too a rel-uh-tif. Lub, Charm Deer Charm OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!! I'll get Momma to pack him up in a big box and send him off to you next week Lub Joe Quote Donna & The League of Extraordinary Greyhounds Adoption Squad; Buffy and Rik T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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