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I hope this poem finds you well

And dearest little Joe!

Santa needs a little help

So shopping she can go!

 

What are some things that Joe would like?

A blanket, coat or biskies?

Or maybe he'd take an exercise bike!

No, that would just be silly!

 

A collar now from NeedleNose?

They come in many colors!

Maybe, too, a pair of jammies

She can make them match the collar!

 

So what I mean to say I guess

Is we need a few ideas!

Santa's just a little stuck

Your wishes should be clear!

 

Love,

Your Evil Elf :reindeer

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I hope this poem finds you well

And dearest little Joe!

Santa needs a little help

So shopping she can go!

 

What are some things that Joe would like?

A blanket, coat or biskies?

Or maybe he'd take an exercise bike!

No, that would just be silly!

 

A collar now from NeedleNose?

They come in many colors!

Maybe, too, a pair of jammies

She can make them match the collar!

 

So what I mean to say I guess

Is we need a few ideas!

Santa's just a little stuck

Your wishes should be clear!

 

Love,

Your Evil Elf :reindeer

 

 

My Momma says a Evil Elf

has done wrote me a letter

Santy needs help on what I like

Be it collars, treets or swetters

 

Well deer Santy I'm not fussy

I'm a regoolar kinda guy

Altho' Momma says I'm kinda spoiled

(and Momma says "that's no lie")

 

So I'll leave you wif a coupla' hints

To help you with your quest

The list is at the end of this post

And now I'm off to rest

 

Lub

Joe

 

 

List of the things I lub or need or want

 

o-kay lemme see

 

I LOVE treets of all kinds speshully lamlung

 

I look good in any kinda collar - the brighter the better

 

I need a wig for my tummy - I have no hairs there

 

I don't ushooally need pyjamas - we live in an appartement and Momma always says it's hotter than <bad word> here beecause of all the old fokes who crank up the heet...

 

Sometimes in the dred of winter Momma puts one of her swetshirts on me, tho, hence the request for hairs on my tummy, Santy. Are there swetshirts made for nekkkid-tummy hounds?

 

Um did I mention I love treets?

 

Oh and mebbe you could find a noo home for my brudder Logan - he bugs me all the time.

 

That's all I kin think of now Santy. I just lub getting packages frum you so anyting you send will be funnn! :)

 

Lub,

Your Pal,

Joe

 

oh and pee ess just beecause I aksed you to find a noo home for Logan won't put me on your "bad list" willit Santy? I was kidding!!Reely I was!

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Hiya, Joe. Charm heer!

 

Sents Logan is my cusin, he ken kum stay wif me. :) Santy dusent mind as long as u send him too a rel-uh-tif.

 

Lub,

Charm

 

Deer Charm

 

OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!! I'll get Momma to pack him up in a big box and send him off to you next week :)

 

B)

 

Lub

Joe

 

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