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Roses are sometimes red

Violets are generally blue

Amandita is a tuxedo girly

That likes snacks and stuffies too.

 

These things we believe to be true

But there is more that we must ask

Instead of a rhyme, a question this time

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

 

Besides the answer to this age old riddle, santa would like to know:

What is Amandita’s favorite color to wear?

Favorite color to sleep upon?

Favorite color to chew?

Speaking of chewing, should snacks be crunchy or soft?

Big or small?

Peanut butter or cheese?

Fruity or veggie?

Some flavor other?

Hey, asking about flavors reminds me: are toys supposed to squeak?

Should they taste or smell?

Are all stuffies furry?

Do all stuffies have heads and feet?

While we are talking about heads and feet, what size are Amandita’s?

And now that you have out your tape measure, measure everything on Amandita that you can imagine santa might like to know (don’t forget the total surface area of her largest patch of white).

Does Amandita wear bling?

What style does she like?

Do you (the human) wear bling?

What styles and colors do you like?

Name your three favorite pastimes.

If you were stranded on a desert island what would you hope to find in your FedEx packages?

Should chocolate be white, milk, or dark?

Should chocolate come in a liquid or solid form?

Should chocolate be its own food group and added to the daily recommended diet?

 

Evil Grins! :unkn

 

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OMG! I have to work on this - just posting now to let you know I saw it!

Lexi the pointeresque mutt (1999), Homer the chi mix (2010) and Lacey the ? (2009). Always remembering Dita, Best, Oba, Bubba, and the others at the bridge.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because Poe wrote on both

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Lexi the pointeresque mutt (1999), Homer the chi mix (2010) and Lacey the ? (2009). Always remembering Dita, Best, Oba, Bubba, and the others at the bridge.

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Besides the answer to this age old riddle, santa would like to know:

What is Amandita’s favorite color to wear? Lavender or red

Favorite color to sleep upon? red

Favorite color to chew? Whatever

Speaking of chewing, should snacks be crunchy or soft? either

Big or small? not picky

Peanut butter or cheese? yes

Fruity or veggie? yes

Some flavor other? Jack Russell

Hey, asking about flavors reminds me: are toys supposed to squeak? Definitely - you should hear the Jack Russell squeak!

Should they taste or smell? taste

Are all stuffies furry? Yes

Do all stuffies have heads and feet? Not all

While we are talking about heads and feet, what size are Amandita’s? small to medium

And now that you have out your tape measure, measure everything on Amandita that you can imagine santa might like to know (don’t forget the total surface area of her largest patch of white). Neck about 14.5 inches, white patch about 18 inches long, 8 inches at widest point - pretty squiggly. I didn't include other measurements because we live in GA and don't need sweaters etc.

Does Amandita wear bling? Yes

What style does she like? shiny

Do you (the human) wear bling? yes

What styles and colors do you like? earrings and bracelets - any color

Name your three favorite pastimes. Reading, riding horses, playing with the dogs, spending time with Jonathan (yes, I know thats 4)

If you were stranded on a desert island what would you hope to find in your FedEx packages? Jonathan who would wish for a naval destroyer which would get us home

Should chocolate be white, milk, or dark? Milk or dark

Should chocolate come in a liquid or solid form? prefer solid but liquid will do nicely

Should chocolate be its own food group and added to the daily recommended diet? Absolutely

Lexi the pointeresque mutt (1999), Homer the chi mix (2010) and Lacey the ? (2009). Always remembering Dita, Best, Oba, Bubba, and the others at the bridge.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because Poe wrote on both

 

Beautiful answer! I have heard it said, because they both produce notes and most of those notes are flat. :P

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