Guest guinness_the_greyt Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 (edited) Deer Greytalkers, Yer bud Guinness Xavier Byrd heer an all I habs too say is... Theer is justiss in the world! Finally Santa Paws wuss no longer fooled by herb batting herb eyelashes at yoo... Yoo NO HERBS A BAAAD BAAAD grrl! My mom hadn't noticed that the Beeg Head habbed brought in the mail an so it sat unopened for DAYS! We dint eben no that is wuss a prezzie for my stoopid sistar Brooklyn The Brat untill I asked my Mom why herb was laffin so hard an nodding in agreements. Santa Paws habbed sended a note to Brooklyn with a necklass EARLY in hopes of gettin herb too bee GOOD. Pffft like thats gonna habbin! Usually Brooklyn gets away with ebberrything by gibbin this dum doe eyed look at ya an saying "Whaaaaaaaaaat I dint do noooooothin... Im an inocent flower...." Herb allso thinks that by wearin herb Santa coat herb will score points with him... Well he aint that stoopid buttacup! *** Pleez take note of the HUUUGE eye booger herb has! *** Santa sendin my stoopid sistar a beeeeautifful necklass with herb REEL name on it... It says BRAT! Theer wuss allso a note that says how Santa Paws NOSE HERBS BEEN BAD... an nose herb best bee good or herb aints gettin NUTTIN else.... Me an my brudder Memph dun tole herb not to speckts nuttin else in the mail! An yoo no waht my stoopid sistar sed... "Look at me... likes Santa Paws cood deeeeeny this" Herb thinks herbs all that an a bag a biscuits! Pffffffffffft. Herb will nebber learns! All I gots too say is I'll bee leebin this Crissmass squirrell for Santa Paws come Crissmass nite... that way him will keeps his belly full while takin all the prezzies too all the udder hounds! Pluss I wants him too no how mush I appresheate him sendin such a greyt gift too my stoopid sistar! Merry Crissmass, Guinn PS. Iffin Santa Paws is reeding this... Pleez drops off my prezzie between the hours of 10 an 2... which I juss no will bee a smokin hot broodie cuz I been likes reelly good this year... Thanks Santa Paws! Yoo ROOL! Hopes yoo find the squirrell deelishus! Edited November 20, 2007 by guinness_the_greyt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest guinness_the_greyt Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 PSS. Iffin yoo cood find it in yer heart too send me TWO broodies I wood nebber ebber ask for nuttin ebber agin in my HOLE LIFE! I wood be in hebbin... Caught in the middle of a broodie sammich! Awwww yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guinness_the_greyt Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Deer Santa Paws, I juss wanted too remines yoo agin that not ebbery hound at this house is bad!... Juss the ones named Brooklyn or Beeber Skeeber! I wait pay-shuntly for my broods with 'tudes.... Yer Pal, Guinn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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