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This poem is for your Eli boy,

Being an evil elf, I do so enjoy.

 

The skies are darkening and it’s starting to snow

And there are many things your SS just needs to know!

 

What colors look best on handsome you?

Any specific ones that will make the girls roo?

 

Get out the measuring tape so we can get all your sizes

‘Cause I’m sure your Secret Santa is planning some great surprises.

 

Let’s start with your chest, what does the measurement show?

And then the base of your neck is the next one we need to know.

 

What about just behind your ears around your neck?

Don’t mess up… better double check!

 

How long is your back from neck to the start of your tail?

Please tell me the exact number, right down to the last detail.

 

Next up is the circumference of your waist right in front of your back legs

Maybe Santa’s gift is something for which you’ll beg.

 

Still on your legs… how long is each one?

Boy this evil elfing sure is fun.

 

If your needs any other information,

I’ll contact you again, without hesitation!

 

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:lol :lol

 

Dear Santa and Evil Elf,

 

My mom already tried this measuring thing once tonight and had no success. You see, once I saw the measuring tape coming, I decided that it was time to get comfy and have a nap. And I can be a handful sometimes ( :whisper don't let that get to far :ph34r ), so my dad has to help my mom measure me and he's not feeling very good tonight. Is it okay if they measure me tomorrow?

 

Since I'm a black boy, all colours look good on me ;) but I get the most compliments when I wear yellow or red.

 

Is there anything else that Santa needs to know?

 

I'll "talk" to you tomorrow,

Love, Eli

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:lol :lol

 

Dear Santa and Evil Elf,

 

My mom already tried this measuring thing once tonight and had no success. You see, once I saw the measuring tape coming, I decided that it was time to get comfy and have a nap. And I can be a handful sometimes ( :whisper don't let that get to far :ph34r ), so my dad has to help my mom measure me and he's not feeling very good tonight. Is it okay if they measure me tomorrow?

 

Since I'm a black boy, all colours look good on me ;) but I get the most compliments when I wear yellow or red.

 

Is there anything else that Santa needs to know?

 

I'll "talk" to you tomorrow,

Love, Eli

 

Tomorrow will be fine... take care of your daddy!

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This poem is for your Eli boy,

Being an evil elf, I do so enjoy.

 

The skies are darkening and it’s starting to snow

And there are many things your SS just needs to know!

 

What colors look best on handsome you? All :P

Any specific ones that will make the girls roo? yellow and red

 

Get out the measuring tape so we can get all your sizes

‘Cause I’m sure your Secret Santa is planning some great surprises.

 

Let’s start with your chest, what does the measurement show? 32"

And then the base of your neck is the next one we need to know. 17"

 

What about just behind your ears around your neck? 14"

Don’t mess up… better double check!

 

How long is your back from neck to the start of your tail? 28"

Please tell me the exact number, right down to the last detail.

 

Next up is the circumference of your waist right in front of your back legs 24"

Maybe Santa’s gift is something for which you’ll beg.

 

Still on your legs… how long is each one? 16" front, 19" back :blink: (is that normal???)

Boy this evil elfing sure is fun.

 

If your needs any other information,

I’ll contact you again, without hesitation!

This is what mom did on her own...yup, I made sure that I gave her a really hard time. :lol

Sorry if I messed you up SS. Dad just got home and we did some remeasuring...

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