Becki & Max

[Guest Peanut]

Max and Becki, what a pair

This little elf needs help from you out there.

 

Max, mommy says you’re a greyhound mix

What are you mixed with my dear Max?

 

Are you sleek and slender?

Are you big and round?

 

Could I see a picture of you?

I’m sure you’re a ball!

 

How big is your neck?

Oh what the heck,

How big are your toes?

How big is the tip of your nose?

 

How long are you from your head to your rump?

And how big is your middle even if there is a hump?

 

Are you cold in the winter?

Or do you stay warm?

SS wants to know

What you adore?

 

How much do you weigh?

And what age would you be?

Do you have any brothers,

Or sisters to tease?

 

Do you need a warm coat?

A collar or two?

Are you a necklace fellow,

Or will toys only do?

 

Treats are yummy

But do you have a favorite?

Is your tummy kinda funny,

Or will any treat do?

 

What about your mom

What does she like to do?

Does she have a favorite treat,

Or even a funny tummy?

 

Does mom like to read

Or does she prefer a good movie?

Does she like pretty fingers and toes,

Or does she have a pierced nose?

 

I hear your favorite color is blue

I certainly don’t want you to feel blue

Tell me what SS wants to know

So your gifts can come for the Christmas snow.

 

[Guest Becki]

Max and Becki, what a pair

This little elf needs help from you out there.

 

Max, mommy says you’re a greyhound mix

What are you mixed with my dear Max?

 

Are you sleek and slender?

Are you big and round?

 

Could I see a picture of you?

I’m sure you’re a ball!

 

How big is your neck?

Oh what the heck,

How big are your toes?

How big is the tip of your nose?

 

How long are you from your head to your rump?

And how big is your middle even if there is a hump?

 

Are you cold in the winter?

Or do you stay warm?

SS wants to know

What you adore?

 

How much do you weigh?

And what age would you be?

Do you have any brothers,

Or sisters to tease?

 

Do you need a warm coat?

A collar or two?

Are you a necklace fellow,

Or will toys only do?

 

Treats are yummy

But do you have a favorite?

Is your tummy kinda funny,

Or will any treat do?

 

What about your mom

What does she like to do?

Does she have a favorite treat,

Or even a funny tummy?

 

Does mom like to read

Or does she prefer a good movie?

Does she like pretty fingers and toes,

Or does she have a pierced nose?

 

I hear your favorite color is blue

I certainly don’t want you to feel blue

Tell me what SS wants to know

So your gifts can come for the Christmas snow.

 

 

Mommy says she thinks I am mixed with a beagle or a foxhound because I have a head like them. I came from a shelter in Ohio and they thought I had been a hunter. I am "thicker" than a greyhound but mostly because of my barrel chest.

 

I am the fella on the right. The guy on the left is my brother, Axel

 

 

This is me, most recently, when we went all the way to Iowa to pick up my sister.

 

 

I have a blocky head with a 15" neck. Mommy will have to get out the tape measure for the rest and she is working today. I will see what I can do about the rest later tonight.

 

I am cold in the winter and like to snuggle on the bed, under the blankets. Mommy and Daddy were told I was between six and ten when I came home, and that was four years ago last June already. Mommy says she thinks I am now officially a senior because I am finally slowing up, just a bit. I love collars and hate to have them off, so another one is always welcome I have never had a necklace so I don't know how I would like that, but I am open to anything. For toys, I like one I can make grunt, but Axel is a toy thief and I don't work too hard to keep my own.

 

I love Burpdogs because those are what I have had before. Mommy says no rawhide because it makes my tummy upset.

 

Mommy doesn't have any favorite treats, or a funny tummy. She likes to read and watch movies. Her toes are usually painted, and with quite the funny things, too...flags, pumpkins, watermelons, snowflakes...but no nose piercing (I think my daddy would freak )

 

Thank you SS!