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Since Tavis is new to your pack

I’m sure there are many things that he must lack.

 

What colors are yours of choice?

Are you a manly man or a metro boy?

 

How about coats to keep you warm and cozy

I need your mom to measure from your tail to your nose-y.

 

Are there any particular treats that make you roo?

Does your mom give bully sticks and rawhide to you?

 

Do you need toys with squeakies and grunts galore?

Or do you have too many and not need anymore?

 

Other measurements I need from you

Are your chest and head and tail… and even your shoe.

 

Is there anything else that you may wish

Please share with this Evil Elf your list.

 

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Hello Peepuls....

 

Tavis here and I am ready to party. I likes all treats, except fresh cheese cause that make me farty.

 

I really like the jerky treats. Bully sticks and rawhides are ok, too. I'll chomp on anything!

 

Any colors are fine... cause I'm a good lookin' black hound. The other members of the Black Pack have a collar wardrobe... mine is somewhat lacking. I'm thinking tag collars for around the house might be handy. And, I can always use a house coat or sweater...it's cold up north and I'm not used to this chilly weather.

 

Stuffies are fun. We play fetch too... so maybe a ball or kong would do. I like to squeak the stuffies till they are dead, but their insides I do not shread.

 

I'll send over the measurements later tonight cause mom is at work and daddieman won't do it right.

 

Lubs,

Tavis

 

 

 

 

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Hello Peepuls....

 

Tavis here and I am ready to party. I likes all treats, except fresh cheese cause that make me farty.

 

I really like the jerky treats. Bully sticks and rawhides are ok, too. I'll chomp on anything!

 

Any colors are fine... cause I'm a good lookin' black hound. The other members of the Black Pack have a collar wardrobe... mine is somewhat lacking. I'm thinking tag collars for around the house might be handy. And, I can always use a house coat or sweater...it's cold up north and I'm not used to this chilly weather.

 

Stuffies are fun. We play fetch too... so maybe a ball or kong would do. I like to squeak the stuffies till they are dead, but their insides I do not shread.

 

I'll send over the measurements later tonight cause mom is at work and daddieman won't do it right.

 

Lubs,

Tavis

 

We still need measurements! :)

 

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Sorry folks....

 

Momma has been buzy with work....But she got out the measuring thing...

 

She said to make sure you know these are all in centimeters. (She used the measuring thing from daddieman's office.)

 

Length of snout 13 cm

length from top head to end of tail 143 cm

length from top of head to beginnint of taill 91 cm

 

chest (at deepest part) 79 cm

 

paw size around paw 13.5 cm

length of paw 16.5 cm (from tip of toes to ankle)

 

Lubs,

Tavis

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Sorry folks....

 

Momma has been buzy with work....But she got out the measuring thing...

 

She said to make sure you know these are all in centimeters. (She used the measuring thing from daddieman's office.)

 

Length of snout 13 cm

length from top head to end of tail 143 cm

length from top of head to beginnint of taill 91 cm

 

chest (at deepest part) 79 cm

 

paw size around paw 13.5 cm

length of paw 16.5 cm (from tip of toes to ankle)

 

Lubs,

Tavis

 

I'll translate for those not so metrically-inclined :)

 

13 cm = 5.12 inches

143 cm = 56.30 inches

91 cm = 35.83 inches

79 cm = 31.10 inches

13.5 cm = 5.31 inches

16.5 cm = 6.50 inches

 

:)

 

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around neck, behind ears..... 34 cm

around neck, base of neck...... 40 cm

 

 

top of head, between the ears... 10.5 cm

 

 

Translated to...

 

34 cm = 13.39 inches

40 cm = 15.75 inches

10.5 cm = 4.13

 

B)

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