Banjoman Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 Manny the Magnificent, I’m charged to be the elf To find what type of things you like, So I’ve jumped down from the shelf With pen in hand and bated breath Your hates and needs to hear ‘Cos Santa’s flight will soon take place, And the day is drawing near. Do you like tasty treats to eat, Or toys to squeak all day, Or are there other things you crave To tempt you out to play? I need to know, sweet Manny, Please tell me very soon So Santa’s sleigh can cross the sky Beneath that silvery moon. Your Mum is named Rebecca, Will she eat sweetmeats nice, Or does she long for savoury foods That have a tang of spice? What gets her up off of her chair, Does she go out for a walk Or does she sit with phone to ear, With greyhound friends to talk? For answers to my questions Upon my knees I plead, Else I’ll wear holes in my green tights And then I’ll start to sneeze! 🦇 The batty one. Quote Miss "England" Carol with whippet lurcher Nutmeg & Zavvi the Chihuahua. R.I.P. Chancey (Goosetree Chance). 24.1.2009 - 14.4.2022. Bluegrass Banjoman. 25.1.2004 - 25.5.2015 and Ch. Sleepyhollow Aida. 30.9.2000 - 10.1.2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banjoman Posted November 15, 2023 Author Share Posted November 15, 2023 5 hours ago, rebeccamcl said: Manny is a happy guy who loves his treats quite soft. He loves toys that make a squeak when he chops them with his mouth. Jackets he disdain, he cannot walk it seems when a coat wraps around where his leg used to been. Hi momma prefers chocolate to any other treat, nothing else seems to taste quite as good or sweet. Quote Miss "England" Carol with whippet lurcher Nutmeg & Zavvi the Chihuahua. R.I.P. Chancey (Goosetree Chance). 24.1.2009 - 14.4.2022. Bluegrass Banjoman. 25.1.2004 - 25.5.2015 and Ch. Sleepyhollow Aida. 30.9.2000 - 10.1.2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banjoman Posted November 16, 2023 Author Share Posted November 16, 2023 I’m off my knees, I didn’t sneeze, And now I’m ready for some cheese. This elf to Santa will return (and hope some merit I will earn) with Manny and Rebecca’s wishes, at least it isn’t stinky fishes! 🦇 Quote Miss "England" Carol with whippet lurcher Nutmeg & Zavvi the Chihuahua. R.I.P. Chancey (Goosetree Chance). 24.1.2009 - 14.4.2022. Bluegrass Banjoman. 25.1.2004 - 25.5.2015 and Ch. Sleepyhollow Aida. 30.9.2000 - 10.1.2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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