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This elf is short of Christmas socks,

She hasn’t found them in the box,

Without, her mind is working slow,

She needs to make her brain cells glow!😵💫

 

The central heating has now come on,

The howling wind and rain have gone

I’ve found some socks with robins bright

That should get my brain to work tonight.👍

 

Now Gelsey’s my first request of the year,

About yourself Santa longs to hear.

Are you a houndie who plays with toys

Or prefers to go out for drinks with the boys?

 

Do you like biscuits or shun them with scorn,:cookie

Can you eat fish or would you rather have corn?

It’s things like this that Santa would know

Before he sets off to shop in the snow.

 

The same for your Mum, Ellen by name,

I have to make sure to keep her in the frame.

For someone who cares for you so well

Her likes and dislikes to Santa please tell.

 

In short, the low down I just need

To keep old Santa up to speed

So you get presents that fit just right

And both are happy come Christmas night!

 

🦇 The batty one.

Miss "England" Carol with whippet lurcher Nutmeg & Zavvi the Chihuahua.

R.I.P. Chancey (Goosetree Chance). 24.1.2009 - 14.4.2022. Bluegrass Banjoman. 25.1.2004 - 25.5.2015 and Ch. Sleepyhollow Aida. 30.9.2000 - 10.1.2014.

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Food, glorious food --
  Oh.  That's from a different movie.  But that's how I feel about life.  Everything is FOOD!  Or it might be -- at least, I haven't found anything I don't like.  My teeth are strong and I love to CHOMP -- food, chewies, stuffed toys, toys that aren't stuffed, slippers, rabbit heads -- oh -- Ellen said not to elaborate on that last one.  I am a gorgeous red fawn.   My signature color is PEENK and I don't mean a pastel floral -- I like a peenk with pizzazz!  Like MOI !!! 

Ellen likes peenk, too, although of a more pastel persuasion.  She likes pierced earrings and enjoys whole bean coffee and teas, especially ones with with strong flavors and scents.  I like those, too, because the good smells make me think of ...

Food, glorious food, my favorite diet!

May I have some more, please?

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Ellen, with brindle Milo and the blonde ballerina, Gelsey

remembering Eve, Baz, Scout, Romie, Nutmeg, and Jeter

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Well Gelsey your reply makes things quite clear,

I’ll make sure to tell Santa what you’d like this year:pinkele:chow

and send him off to do his best

while I put my feet up and have a rest. 
 

🦇:sleepy

Miss "England" Carol with whippet lurcher Nutmeg & Zavvi the Chihuahua.

R.I.P. Chancey (Goosetree Chance). 24.1.2009 - 14.4.2022. Bluegrass Banjoman. 25.1.2004 - 25.5.2015 and Ch. Sleepyhollow Aida. 30.9.2000 - 10.1.2014.

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Ellen forgot to try to not sound entitled and wants to assure Santa that her coffeepot can make coffee from already ground beans just fine.  Sorry.  

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Ellen, with brindle Milo and the blonde ballerina, Gelsey

remembering Eve, Baz, Scout, Romie, Nutmeg, and Jeter

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