Bada, are you there?

[Banjoman]

Bada your’e a Jindo dog,

from Korea you’ve had a slog

to get to the good ol’ USA

but now you can relax and play.

Christmas will be very new

with lots of things to learn and do

so Santa wants to be quite sure

you have a gift that you’ll adore.

A girl like you might like a collar

if fashion you would wish to ‘foller’,

your double coat might need a brush,

or tasty treats your teeth can crush?

Please Bada, help me if you can

with ideas to help the Santa man.

 

Miss. Mary Pat deserves a gift

and I need to hear from you real swift

about the things she loves and hates,

then you and I can be good mates.

So Bada do your best for me

while I go and drink a cup of tea.

 

The batty one.🦇

[MP_the4pack]

Hi Batty Elf!

Bada must have lived far in the south

Cause when she's cold she chatters her mouth. 

One of the joys she's discovered so far

Are soft squeaky toys, at fetch she's a star.

 

She's also discovered that food's really neat

Her favorites are American, soft, made of meat.

 

Her momma loves goodies, all sorts of treats

Nothing spicy hot, but fine are savory and sweets.

Chocolate is the best especially dark

Then she'll have more walks to do around the park.

[Banjoman]

You sound a real sweetie,

now I’ll send Santa a Tweet y

to tell him your wishes

then I’ll go and wash the dishes.

[Banjoman]

Bada I have had some news,

a parcel has been sent to youse.

On Saturday it should arrive

(I’m trying to keep your hopes alive)

if the postal service isn’t slow,

then Santa can chuckle “Ho! ho! ho!”

and I can breathe a sigh of relief,

eat a mince pie then brush my teeth.

 

The batty one.🦇

[MP_the4pack]

Oooooo I can hardly wait 

But moms not here on that date. 

Luckily though for me

My babysitter can put it under the tree.

 

Moms back volunteering 

At HSUS that I found so endearing. 

I know my mom would ask this way,

Can I wait to open on Christmas day? 

 

Love Bada 

[Banjoman]

I dunno, I’ll have to ask,

all part of a busy elf’s task.

 

🦇

[Banjoman]

Bada,

If you can wait, then be a good girl

for Christmas will come in a rush and a whirl

but Santa tells me that your package must hide

from houndies with noses that sniff out and guide

them to goodies that tempt them to chew on a box

’cos some go for slippers (Annie Oooh M) and some chomp on socks.

If tucked away safely your gift will be fine

then on Christmas Day you will have a good time.

 

The batty one

🦇

[MP_the4pack]

[ozgirl]

Carol, you are TOOOOOO funny!!  I'm enjoying the elf poems!

[Banjoman]

I’m happy  my words can raise a smile.

it’s stretching my brain every once in a while!

 

The batty one.

🦇

[MP_the4pack]

Fyi, no package yesterday. 

[Banjoman]

Bada, Santa called to say

that the Postal service may  

be running late as we speak.  (Actually it is!).

 to arrive this week.

 

🦇