Elf call to Carmen. (2greyhoundMINI)

[Banjoman]

I’m wearing stripey socks of green,

the smartest socks you’ve ever seen,

with jingle bells around the top, 

as Santa’s elf I never stop,

so Carmen tell me what I need

and at my job I can succeed.

 

I’m sure treats are top of your list

(although your nose likes to be kissed),

are there some things that you can’t eat, 

like turkey necks or chicken feet?

 

Do you like to play with toys

or do you leave them for the boys?

Maybe hats or scarves suit you?

Help me Carmen, tell me do

so I can try my best for you.

 

As for your Mum, is she a foodie?

Without sweets does she get moody?

Or does she have a savoury taste,

answer me now, quick, quick, with haste

for local shopping we must go

before the roads are blocked with snow.

 

Or tell me if there’s something else,

that she collects upon a shelf?

There’s lots of things I could suggest,

please let me know what she likes best,

then, Carmen dear, my work is done

and I can go and have some fun!

 

[2greyhoundMINI]

Carmen here, I’m a little dear.
I will answer your riddle and will not piddle…

I love my treats, I must confess.
Peanut butter is definitely the best. 
I love toys, I am just not robust.
I leave that to my sister and trust. 

Mum is a silly runner…
And loves to eat… she says that’s funner?
Sweets and salty treats she says she loves…
She doesn’t share just cause.

I hope I helped and sang a good song,
And didn’t bark anything wrong. 

 

[Banjoman]

Thank you Carmen, you’re a good girl,

now my life will be a whirl

of polishing up Santa’s sleigh

ready to fly on  Christmas Day.

 

 

[2greyhoundMINI]

[Banjoman]

I’m back today with cracking news,

a parcel to you has been let loose

to travel through the US post.

Now I can get some tea and toast.

 

It’s being tracked across the land,

arrival Saturday is planned

so I will keep my fingers crossed

it gets to you and won’t get lost!

[2greyhoundMINI]

Carmen here and so excited!

Can’t say how much I am delighted!

I’ve been a good girl, most of the year.

Despite the rumors you may hear.

I look forward to what you sent.

I can’t wait! I promise not to get bent!

[ozgirl]

hahahahahahaha!!!