You might have a Greyhound if…

[kudzu]

I’ll start & others are invited to add theirs …

If the simple act of your dog standing up is considered note worthy, you might have a Greyhound. 
 

[Yes, that actually happens in in this house. BF calls out the rare sighting, “Su’s standing!”]

[HeyRunDog]

You might have a greyhound if...

You can't get on the sofa.

There's a sudden pungent aroma.

[EllenEveBaz]

You might have a greyhound if ...

the quickest way to the backyard dog door is over the end table and couch, and any people who might be sitting on said couch

[palmettobug]

You bought a bigger vehicle to accommidate them.

Your place on the couch/in bed is the far corner edge.

You eat PB&J so they can have the ONE food that doesn't upset their little tummy.

[MerseyGrey]

You might have a greyhound if…

you have more dog beds in your living room than you have have human beds in the entire house

[oldrunners]

You might have a greyhound if you take a tape measure along with you when you look for a new car, to ensure the cargo area is tall enough and large enough to accommodate said greyhound.  Or two.

[Houndtime]

You might have a greyhound if you have more art, statues, jewelry or t-shirts with greyhounds on them.

[Bill419]

4 hours ago, Houndtime said:

You might have a greyhound if you have more art, statues, jewelry or t-shirts with greyhounds on them.

I didn't know that t-shirts came without greyhounds on them.

[palmettobug]

LOL! I'm always on the lookout for unique GH pieces, to go with my cat pieces.

[EllenEveBaz]

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I didn't know that t-shirts came without greyhounds on them.

 

You might have a greyhound if when you go to the vet, all the techs take turns coming in the exam room so they can get their fix.

[DocsDoctor]

You might have a greyhound if, as the pair of you take a walk, passers-by call out "where's his jockey?"

[Banjoman]

That’s the one!

or “I’ll have 100 to1 on the one in the red jacket!”.

[palmettobug]

"Hey, is that a DEER??"

Your windows are generously decorated with SNART instead of suncatchers.

[HeyRunDog]

3 hours ago, palmettobug said:

Your windows are generously decorated with SNART instead of suncatchers.

That's called greyhound art

[LBass]

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Your windows are generously decorated with SNART instead of suncatchers.

  We manage to have both SNART and suncatchers.

[Twogirls]

when you take your dog in for grooming and nails trimmed, the groomers do rock paper scissors  to get to groom him/her 

[HeyRunDog]

Your best friend has a cold nose.

[greytpups]

Your heart melts when they walk into the room or you watch them sleeping.

[Nadine]

You might have a greyhound when you talk to strangers on the other side of the globe and it is totally normal to everyone. 

[mychip1]

You might have a greyhound when you go to be every night with massive legs draped across you, and an occasional smell that could bring tears to ones eyes....

[SIGreyLady]

When people are impressed with his ear tats!

[MerseyGrey]

22 hours ago, greytpups said:

Your heart melts when they walk into the room or you watch them sleeping.

[ramonaghan]

Liverwurst, bull pizzle, chicken feet, and lamb ears are all things one might find in your kitchen. 

Conversations about poop quality are a normal occurrence.

Chattering, roaching, trancing, and GSOD are all part of your vocabulary.

Edited October 15, 2021 by ramonaghan

[FiveRoooooers]

If - when you're at the grocery and the layout has been changed - you need to come up with different verbiage to describe what you're looking for because the Girls will be disappointed if you come home without "Shakey Cheese" - you might have a greyhound.

[HeyRunDog]

You contact customer services to double check that their peanut butter doesn't have xylitol in it.