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No problem here, just wondering if this is common or if I’ve got a weirdo.

Wiki does fake pees. Like assumes the position but nothing comes out. I’m 99% confident it’s not medical. She is a serious pee marker and sometimes when we are out walking it’s like she thinks she wants to leave her mark but then changes her mind. She’s not empty, there’s more a couple houses later. She fakes me out in the yard too. She knows what “go pee” means and that at bed time and first thing in the morning she’s not getting back in the house until she goes. So she pretends. It was easy to tell in the winter and now if she’s somewhere where there’s no grass. I think she just wants to get back in to get her breakfast or bedtime biscuits because if I send her back out she’ll go a normal amount. She’s a smart girl, the best I’ve seen at figuring stuff out.

Anybody else got a pee faker? :ph34r

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Perhaps the skipped spots were not pee-worthy?  Hada does something similar on walks but not in the backyard.

 

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The boys do it, they are like, "ready-aim--nah". And you know their bladders have infinite capacity.

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Jenny is a ‘fake poo-er’. She’ll assume the position then...”Nope, nope, not here”. “Maybe over there?”.

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9 hours ago, Jerilyn said:

No problem here, just wondering if this is common or if I’ve got a weirdo.

I think that covers just about 99% of greyhounds. The other 1% are not normal :D

Grace will do an occasional fake pee but that is usually because she's empty from previous marking pees. It looks like Wiki has learned that if she squats she gets a biscuit but as you said it's not a problem if she's not peeing inside.

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Oh mine absolutely does this, I think it's a combination of "huh, something is suddenly more interesting than peeing!" and free running out of pee to mark with? Or maybe he thinks he's peed but hasn't, he's a weird dog. 

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One of my girl dogs does this. With her, it's an Authority Mark, even when she's run out of ammunition. Sigh 

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58 minutes ago, FiveRoooooers said:

One of my girl dogs does this. With her, it's an Authority Mark, even when she's run out of ammunition. Sigh 

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