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A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Greyhound For Sale.' He rings the doorbell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back yard.

The man sees a very nice looking Greyhound laying there on a lounge.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the Greyhound.
"Yes," the Greyhound replies.


After recovering from the shock of hearing the Greyhound talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story."

The Greyhound looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a Greyhound would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at JFK to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."

The man is amazed. 

He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the Greyhound.
"Ten dollars" the owner says.
"$10.00?  But this Greyhound is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's a lying b***ard. He's never been off that lounge in the back yard!!"

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That definitely needed a spoot warning!


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Patsy and DH with the Humane Society specials, Linus & Jazz, in North Dakota

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Jan with precious pups Katie Crazykatiebug, Emmy (Stormin J Flag) and Simon (Nitro Si) Missing my angels: Bailey Buffetbobleclair 11/11/98-17/12/09; Ben Task Rapid Wave 5/5/02-2/11/15; and Brooke Glo's Destroyer 7/09/06-21/06/16. My blog about grief The reality is that you will grieve forever. You will not get over the loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it. You will heal and you will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same. Nor should you be the same, nor would you want to. Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

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Old Dogs are the Best Dogs. :heartThank you, campers. Current enrollees: Aiden. Bea. Punkin. Annie. Miss M. Cletus, knot like the others.

Angels: Pal :heart. Segugio. Sorella (TPGIT). LadyBug. Zeke-aroni. MiMi Sizzle Pants. Gracie. Seamie :heart:brokenheart. (Foster)Sweet. Andy. PaddyALVIN!Mayhem. Bosco. Bruno.Dottie B. Trevor Double-Heart.

 

:paw Upon reflection, our lives are often referenced in parts defined by the all-too-short lives of our dogs.

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