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I realize this is a serious matter that takes a great deal of searching, thought, weighing options. But, it’s your own freaking back yard Conner, and it’s a million degrees out there. Just do it already! :lol

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Shades of being at my daughter's in Maryland when it was hotter than hell standing on the back deck yelling "KK go poop" over and over. 

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Patsy and DH with the Humane Society specials, Linus & Jazz, in North Dakota

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And just get 'er done all at once! Not three or four little poops 5 minutes apart different spots in the yard!  :riphair  And don't tease me by squatting, changing your mind, and then starting the process all over again.  It's 105F out here and the mosquitos are the size of aircraft carriers.  

Irene ~ Owned and Operated by Jenny (Jenny Rocks ~ 11/24/17) ~ JRo, Jenny from the Track

Lola (AMF Won't Forget ~ 04/29/15 -07/22/19) - My girl. I'll always love you.

Wendy (Lost Footing ~ 12/11/05 - 08/18/17) ~ Forever in our hearts. "I am yours, you are mine".

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aka PPP :rofl

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That's mah boy!!!  :lol

We have Snickers and foster Miss Kate visiting Petunia today.  It was like Poopfest 2019 out there when they arrived. Then they all went back outside for a second round after about 45 mins.  Really? It's a hundredelebenty degrees out there girls.....:dunno

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Baz was a little obsessive-compulsive about where to poop on walks.  Everything had to be juusssttt right -- certain number of unhindered strides (no driveways or bushes), flat ground or sloping at correct angle, no distractions such as a car in the distance ... .  Lots of times he would awkwardly assume the position (he was almost 32" at the shoulders and looked like he had been put together with leftover parts from a tinkertoy set), only to "Nope, nope, it isn't right."  

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Ellen, with brindle Milo and the blonde ballerina, Gelsey

remembering Eve, Baz, Scout, Romie, Nutmeg, and Jeter

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:lol

Ruby would only poop on tall grass or bushes. 

Sid trots along  quite quickly, sniffing, sniffing sniffing.... then just slams on the  brakes and goes. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, LaFlaca said:

And just get 'er done all at once! Not three or four little poops 5 minutes apart different spots in the yard!  :riphair  And don't tease me by squatting, changing your mind, and then starting the process all over again.  It's 105F out here and the mosquitos are the size of aircraft carriers.  

:rofl exactly!

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Freddie Mercury is the worst in the world.  I call it the ADD Circle of Poop.  He will start on one side of our lot and end up 80 feet to the side and 40 feet to the rear before he finds it right place, all the time doing circles, practice squatting,and changing his mind.  It is pretty impressive to watch.

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12 hours ago, GreyTzu said:

Freddie Mercury is the worst in the world.  I call it the ADD Circle of Poop.  He will start on one side of our lot and end up 80 feet to the side and 40 feet to the rear before he finds it right place, all the time doing circles, practice squatting,and changing his mind.  It is pretty impressive to watch.

:rofl

 

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12 hours ago, GreyTzu said:

Freddie Mercury is the worst in the world.  I call it the ADD Circle of Poop.  He will start on one side of our lot and end up 80 feet to the side and 40 feet to the rear before he finds it right place, all the time doing circles, practice squatting,and changing his mind.  It is pretty impressive to watch.

OK Freddie Mercury, you win! :lol

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1 hour ago, DesiRayMom said:

Hero does the   "turd....step,step,step......turd.......step,step,step......turd......step,step,step........

I look like a bobbing duck trailing along behind.

Ah yes, the poop walk, or laying a trail as I used to call it with Fletcher. Boy never produced a pile ‘o poop in his life :lol

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Piper The Perfect was a hound who needed to find just the right spot for each deposit.  In his yard, he always pooped along the west fence line, but the drama involved in finding just the right 6" spot for the current job at hand was really fun to watch.  He'd trot back and forth along the fence, pause and squat a couple of times, only to change his mind and trot on to continue the quest.  I miss that boy so much.

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Lucy with Greyhound Nate and OSH Tinker. With loving memories of MoMo (FTH Chyna Moon), Spirit, Miles the slinky kitty (OSH), Piper "The Perfect" (Oneco Chaplin), Winston, Yoda, Hector, and Claire.

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Piper    :grouphug

Beka has a preference for low ornamental grasses, of course in someone else's front yard.    Then I am digging through the grasses to pick it all up!

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Humans Kathy and Jim with our girls, Ivy (Carolina Spoon) and Cherry (Fly Cherry Pie)

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Aiden doesn’t circle, and he’s not terribly picky about the bush he chooses to decorate :lol

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Angels: Pal :heart. Segugio. Sorella (TPGIT). LadyBug. Zeke-aroni. MiMi Sizzle Pants. Gracie. Seamie :heart:brokenheart. (Foster)Sweet. Andy. PaddyALVIN!Mayhem. Bosco. Bruno. Dottie B. Trevor Double-Heart. Bea. Cletus, KLTO. Aiden.

:paw Upon reflection, our lives are often referenced in parts defined by the all-too-short lives of our dogs.

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Grace's morning poop is nice and firm and she deposits it on short grass so it's easy to pick up. The afternoon poop is usually done on long grass but is more squidgy and moulds itself more easily around it....:bugeye:dunno

Grace (Ardera Coleen) born 18 June 2014
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I wonder if owners of other breeds have such a fascination with their dogs' excrement and modus of defecation.   Fancy way of saying - are we (Greyhound owners) the only ones obsessed with their dogs' poop and pooping habits?   :dunno  :P

 

8 hours ago, HeyRunDog said:

Grace's morning poop is nice and firm and she deposits it on short grass so it's easy to pick up. The afternoon poop is usually done on long grass but is more squidgy and moulds itself more easily around it....:bugeye:dunno

Squidgy......:laughitup

 

Irene ~ Owned and Operated by Jenny (Jenny Rocks ~ 11/24/17) ~ JRo, Jenny from the Track

Lola (AMF Won't Forget ~ 04/29/15 -07/22/19) - My girl. I'll always love you.

Wendy (Lost Footing ~ 12/11/05 - 08/18/17) ~ Forever in our hearts. "I am yours, you are mine".

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