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Gail oh Gail please please answer me please,

your Secret Santa wants to shop with ease!

Your Cricket sure sounds like she is so sweet

But your SS wonders what she likes as a treat!

Peanut butter? Chicken? Fish? Bunny?

Monty says the last one isn't funny!

We also need lots of her dimensions,

for what reason I am not at liberty to mention!

Please measure her girth, her height, her neck,

and I guess give us her weight, what the heck!

When Cricket likes to run and play,

what kind of toy really makes her day?

If you can tell us these facts we will rush her gift

And give her Christmas that extra lift!

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Gail oh Gail please please answer me please,

your Secret Santa wants to shop with ease!

Your Cricket sure sounds like she is so sweet

But your SS wonders what she likes as a treat!

Peanut butter? Chicken? Fish? Bunny?

Monty says the last one isn't funny!

We also need lots of her dimensions,

for what reason I am not at liberty to mention!

Please measure her girth, her height, her neck,

and I guess give us her weight, what the heck!

When Cricket likes to run and play,

what kind of toy really makes her day?

If you can tell us these facts we will rush her gift

And give her Christmas that extra lift!

 

We'll set Secret Santa's mind to ease

with simple facts about Cricket to please

Treats are delightful of any type

Cricket will devour all night

(bunny. however, she might take exception to)

 

Racing Cricket was big and strong

well muscled and about 75 pound

Now she's working to recover lost ground

so she's only about 67 pounds.

 

Toys used to delight

she'd play all night

lately she's determined

to work on walking

so perhaps someday

she'll play again

but not today.

 

Whatever the gift

Cricket is sure to

appreciate the

kindness and thoughtfulness

of her Secret Santa.

Edited by Aerosmom
Aero: http://www.greyhound-data.com/d?d=kees+uncatchable; our bridge angel (1/04/02-8/2/07) Snickers; our bridge angel (1/04/02-2/29/08) Cricket; Kanga Roo: oops girl 5/26/07; Doctor Thunder http://www.greyhound-data.com/d?z=P_31Oj&a...&birthland=
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Guest greytmonty

Santa never told evil elfie Cricket was on the mend!

Santa will send something for your special friend!

I hope she will soon feel peppy and gay.

A nice little giftie will be on its way.

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