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Attention All Evil Elfs


Guest Hannah

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Somehow on my journey home tonight I got the carol O Tannenbaum going round my head and somewhere along the road it became Oh Evil Elf :lol

 

So to the tune of O Tannenbaum....

 

Oh Evil Elf, Oh Evil Elf,

A quick PM will hire you!

You send out questions left and right,

Just so we can get it right.

Oh Evil Elf, Oh Evil Elf,

A Quick PM will hire you!

 

Oh Evil Elf, Oh Evil Elf,

You do like to torment us!

Measure this and measure that,

Should the colour match your hat?

Oh Evil Elf, Oh Evil Elf,

You do like to torment us!

 

Oh Evil Elf, Oh Evil Elf,

You ask for photos of the hounds.

Length of Tail and round the snout,

Does he like to eat tile grout?

Oh Evil Elf, Oh Evil Elf,

You ask for photos of the hounds.

 

Oh Evil Elf, Oh Evil Elf,

With witty poems and endless mirth!

Count the whiskers count the feet,

What’s her favourite flavour treat?

Oh Evil Elf, Oh Evil Elf,

With witty poems and endless mirth!

 

:snow:xmas:reindeer:snowman:Peace:lol

 

feel free to add your own verses :D

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Guest Sportingfields

On the behalf of my fellow Evil Elves, I thank roooooooooo, from the tip of my pointy cap to the tip of my pointy shoes! Absolutely way to cute, I should be so clever, as many of the resident elves are. Back to Elf work, helping to fill all those pressies

 

 

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