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Oh, my, a pair of brothers handsome!

A red-haired boy among the dark sum!

Pistols, Bullitts, Saints and Arrows

All your hounds, so very narrow!

 

Poor JillyBean just can't compete

To get her momma's love so sweet!

But Christmas wishes find a way

to JillyBean each and every day!

 

About Jack Russells, though, this is not.

Put two together, you'd have a shot!

Bullitt and Pistol are the focus

Of THIS little evil elf's Hocus Pocus!

 

From nose to tail,

We want to know, dear.

How big around is

That long nose, dear?

 

While you're at it, get the collar.

And give your evil elf a hollar.

The neck at top and bottom, please,

Give us inches so hounds don't freeze!

 

Neck to tail, pit to paw,

Down the leg, the measure draw!

Around the ankles, if you will,

Does Pistol look okay in twill?

 

How big around is Bullitt's waist?

He flies around the yard in haste!

His tail is just how long now?

Measure please...you're thinking "HOW?!"

 

The bottom line, you need to measure

For coats and collars, what's your pleasure?

Bullitt, Pistol, both together

Would you rather have the leather?

 

My time is over, my rhyme is done!

I'll keep you guessing, this is FUN!

Post, PM, or e-mail soon!

And maybe you'll get another tune!

 

Love,

Your Evil Elf :reindeer

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What a task you gave to me

Both boys were afraid you see

Of the tape measure

and thus of me!

 

So here you are

Just as you asked

I was finally able

to complete the task

 

Bullitt is a wee one

Not very tall

His neck is 13 1/2 inches at the top

and only 15 1/2 at the bottom

From neck to tail he is 27 inches and

from under the leg to the paw he is 15 inches

His tail is 19 inches long

Bullitt's nose is 8 inches around

 

 

Pistol is a bit bigger but not much

He's built like a line backer though.

The top of his neck is 14 inches

The bottom of his neck is 16 inches

From neck to tail he is also 27 inches

From under the arm to paw he is 17 inches

and his tail is 20 inches long.

His nose btw is 8 1/2 inches around

 

 

Both boys look good in just about anything, well except pink. Dad would have a fit! Bullitt being a very dark brindle looks awesome in just about any color. Pistol being a fawn looks awesome in burgundy, orange, brown and yellow. I haven't tried anything blue yet and he would look awesome in leather.

 

Truly secret santa, the boys would be happy with anything they received. They are both sweet and full of fun!

 

I would have made the whole reply rhyme but the brain couldn't come up with anything that went with inches!

Judy, mom to Darth Vader, Bandita, And Angel

Forever in our hearts, DeeYoGee, Dani, Emmy, Andy, Heart, Saint, Valentino, Arrow, Gee, Bebe, Jilly Bean, Bullitt, Pistol, Junior, Sammie, Joey, Gizmo, Do Bee

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I would have made the whole reply rhyme but the brain couldn't come up with anything that went with inches!

 

It's possibly because I have not been up long and my brain is still asleep but my immediate thought was Finches rhymes with inches.

 

although how you would have written the little birdies into your poem is another mystery :lol

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Yeah, but you can only use those two so many times. I'm not that talented unfortunately. I do get a kick out of reading all the poems that other people write though!

Judy, mom to Darth Vader, Bandita, And Angel

Forever in our hearts, DeeYoGee, Dani, Emmy, Andy, Heart, Saint, Valentino, Arrow, Gee, Bebe, Jilly Bean, Bullitt, Pistol, Junior, Sammie, Joey, Gizmo, Do Bee

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me, too! (but I am feeling "grinchy" today, which made me think of that). I wouldn't ever reply in rhyme because you have now seen the best I have to offer :lol

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