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Keelyoue!

 

You are a complete mystery to this evil elf. :ph34r Count how many pieces of dry dog food you feed in a typical dinner serving and for each piece of kibble give us one piece of information about your hound(s?). The following prompts are to help you come up with a bunch of facts to satisfy santa’s curiosity:

Name?

Racing name?

Gotcha day?

Birthday?

Favorite colors?

Measurements?

Preferred style of bling and accessories?

Leash length?

Flavor of food?

Flavor of treat?

Brand of treat?

Favorite human food to steal?

Size of bed?

Shape of bed?

Style of bed?

Hats?

Coats?

Jammies?

Favorite toys?

Food and water dishes: elevated or floor level?

Food and water dishes: size and color?

Squeakers or squawkers?

Toys: Soft and stuffy?

Toys: Tough and chewy like a kong or tennis ball?

Favorite indoor game?

Favorite outdoor game?

Favorite pastime?

Deepest secrets?

Most blaringly obvious thing santa should know?

 

And then santa needs to know about the humans in the house (feel free to PM me if you prefer to maintain some privacy) :

Number of humans under your roof

Ratio of humans to hounds

Ages of humans

Favorite colors

Favorite books

Favorite pastimes

Likes and dislikes

Desires of secret santa’s gift

Does anyone in the house sleep with a stuffed animal?

Homemade gifts or store bought gifts?

 

Evil Grins! :unkn

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WOW! You don't mess around! :lol Is it pathetic that I got uber giddy when I saw the post! :blush Okay, I'm going to print out this page and get to work! I'll be some kind of busy!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:D

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WOW! You don't mess around! :lol Is it pathetic that I got uber giddy when I saw the post! :blush Okay, I'm going to print out this page and get to work! I'll be some kind of busy!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:banana :banana :banana :banana :banana:D

 

I've never seen anyone so excited to be tortured... clearly I wasn't evil enough? :rofl Santa and I will be looking forward to your answers.

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You are a complete mystery to this evil elf. :ph34r Count how many pieces of dry dog food you feed in a typical dinner serving and for each piece of kibble give us one piece of information about your hound(s?). The following prompts are to help you come up with a bunch of facts to satisfy santa’s curiosity:

Name? Rush, aka Rushie, Fluffernutter, Rushie Pie, Baby Girl...

Racing name? Evening Rush

Gotcha day? March 27

Birthday? October 19, 1999

Favorite colors? Any! She's a red fawn, so just about anything looks great on her! :colgate

Measurements?

Base of neck to base of tail = 27"

Chest Circumference = 29"

Neck circumference = 16"

Floor to armpit = 17"

Floor to top of back = 27"

Chest across = 9" wide

 

Preferred style of bling and accessories? Any!

Leash length? 6 ft

Flavor of food? Lamb and rice

Flavor of treat? yogurt drops in vanilla or peanut butter and anything meaty

Brand of treat? Nothing in particular

Favorite human food to steal? deli meats, pasta, and cheese :rolleyes:

Size of bed? Freakin' huge!

Shape of bed? rectangular

Style of bed? Her heiness sleeps on a human full size mattress in our bedroom

Hats? = torture

Coats? She has a thinner fleece and a heavy fleece. She hates rain and being cold.

Jammies? Mommy wants to get her a pair... bad! Daddy, on the other hand, thinks they're silly. Since he does the finances, Rush doesn't get the jammies. :(

Favorite toys? Stuffies with arms, legs, tentacles, etc. so she can rip them apart and get to the glorious stuffing! :lol

Food and water dishes: elevated or floor level? Elevated

Food and water dishes: size and color? Standard metal ones.

Squeakers or squawkers? Either

Toys: Soft and stuffy? Mmmm... soft and stuffy! :chow

Toys: Tough and chewy like a kong or tennis ball? Balls are evil and are on the planet just to torment Rush. :rolleyes: She doesn't like hard things either. She's scared of them. :sofa

Favorite indoor game? Sleeping marathons and stuffy massacres. :lol

Favorite outdoor game? Go potty and get back to the couch as fast as possible.

Favorite pastime? Dingo rawhides

Deepest secrets? She's smarter than a human. Shhh.... don't tell her we know. ;)

Most blaringly obvious thing santa should know? Santa should know that Rush is a REALLY good girl!!! She comforts her little skin brother when he cries and loves to spoiled. She's THE perfect dog!!!!! :wub:

 

And then santa needs to know about the humans in the house (feel free to PM me if you prefer to maintain some privacy) :

Number of humans under your roof 3

Ratio of humans to hounds 3:1

Ages of humans 30, 36, 8 months

Favorite colors blues and earthy tones

Favorite books Non-fiction

Favorite pastimes baseball, football, and hanging out in front of the tv

Likes and dislikes Nothing in particular

Desires of secret santa’s gift Anything is fine!

Does anyone in the house sleep with a stuffed animal? Not yet, but soon!

Homemade gifts or store bought gifts? Either!

 

I hope this helps! If you have any other questions, just let me know!

 

Fa la la la laaaaaaaa..... :snowman

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Greyt answers! Santa and I are both happy to learn more about Rush. I'm glad you had as much fun being tortured as I had torturing you. :) Happy Happy early Christmas!!! :snowman

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