Guest WYOwhy Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Keelyoue! You are a complete mystery to this evil elf. Count how many pieces of dry dog food you feed in a typical dinner serving and for each piece of kibble give us one piece of information about your hound(s?). The following prompts are to help you come up with a bunch of facts to satisfy santa’s curiosity: Name? Racing name? Gotcha day? Birthday? Favorite colors? Measurements? Preferred style of bling and accessories? Leash length? Flavor of food? Flavor of treat? Brand of treat? Favorite human food to steal? Size of bed? Shape of bed? Style of bed? Hats? Coats? Jammies? Favorite toys? Food and water dishes: elevated or floor level? Food and water dishes: size and color? Squeakers or squawkers? Toys: Soft and stuffy? Toys: Tough and chewy like a kong or tennis ball? Favorite indoor game? Favorite outdoor game? Favorite pastime? Deepest secrets? Most blaringly obvious thing santa should know? And then santa needs to know about the humans in the house (feel free to PM me if you prefer to maintain some privacy) : Number of humans under your roof Ratio of humans to hounds Ages of humans Favorite colors Favorite books Favorite pastimes Likes and dislikes Desires of secret santa’s gift Does anyone in the house sleep with a stuffed animal? Homemade gifts or store bought gifts? Evil Grins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keelyoue Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 WOW! You don't mess around! Is it pathetic that I got uber giddy when I saw the post! Okay, I'm going to print out this page and get to work! I'll be some kind of busy!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WYOwhy Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 WOW! You don't mess around! Is it pathetic that I got uber giddy when I saw the post! Okay, I'm going to print out this page and get to work! I'll be some kind of busy!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banana :banana I've never seen anyone so excited to be tortured... clearly I wasn't evil enough? Santa and I will be looking forward to your answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keelyoue Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 (edited) You are a complete mystery to this evil elf. Count how many pieces of dry dog food you feed in a typical dinner serving and for each piece of kibble give us one piece of information about your hound(s?). The following prompts are to help you come up with a bunch of facts to satisfy santa’s curiosity: Name? Rush, aka Rushie, Fluffernutter, Rushie Pie, Baby Girl... Racing name? Evening Rush Gotcha day? March 27 Birthday? October 19, 1999 Favorite colors? Any! She's a red fawn, so just about anything looks great on her! Measurements? Base of neck to base of tail = 27" Chest Circumference = 29" Neck circumference = 16" Floor to armpit = 17" Floor to top of back = 27" Chest across = 9" wide Preferred style of bling and accessories? Any! Leash length? 6 ft Flavor of food? Lamb and rice Flavor of treat? yogurt drops in vanilla or peanut butter and anything meaty Brand of treat? Nothing in particular Favorite human food to steal? deli meats, pasta, and cheese Size of bed? Freakin' huge! Shape of bed? rectangular Style of bed? Her heiness sleeps on a human full size mattress in our bedroom Hats? = torture Coats? She has a thinner fleece and a heavy fleece. She hates rain and being cold. Jammies? Mommy wants to get her a pair... bad! Daddy, on the other hand, thinks they're silly. Since he does the finances, Rush doesn't get the jammies. Favorite toys? Stuffies with arms, legs, tentacles, etc. so she can rip them apart and get to the glorious stuffing! Food and water dishes: elevated or floor level? Elevated Food and water dishes: size and color? Standard metal ones. Squeakers or squawkers? Either Toys: Soft and stuffy? Mmmm... soft and stuffy! Toys: Tough and chewy like a kong or tennis ball? Balls are evil and are on the planet just to torment Rush. She doesn't like hard things either. She's scared of them. Favorite indoor game? Sleeping marathons and stuffy massacres. Favorite outdoor game? Go potty and get back to the couch as fast as possible. Favorite pastime? Dingo rawhides Deepest secrets? She's smarter than a human. Shhh.... don't tell her we know. Most blaringly obvious thing santa should know? Santa should know that Rush is a REALLY good girl!!! She comforts her little skin brother when he cries and loves to spoiled. She's THE perfect dog!!!!! And then santa needs to know about the humans in the house (feel free to PM me if you prefer to maintain some privacy) : Number of humans under your roof 3 Ratio of humans to hounds 3:1 Ages of humans 30, 36, 8 months Favorite colors blues and earthy tones Favorite books Non-fiction Favorite pastimes baseball, football, and hanging out in front of the tv Likes and dislikes Nothing in particular Desires of secret santa’s gift Anything is fine! Does anyone in the house sleep with a stuffed animal? Not yet, but soon! Homemade gifts or store bought gifts? Either! I hope this helps! If you have any other questions, just let me know! Fa la la la laaaaaaaa..... Edited November 8, 2007 by Keelyoue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WYOwhy Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Greyt answers! Santa and I are both happy to learn more about Rush. I'm glad you had as much fun being tortured as I had torturing you. Happy Happy early Christmas!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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