Hello! This is Wee Hamish, KNOT a greyhound, but a Deerhound!
Dis is a chat club for everyone including baby Deerhounds, katz, stuffies, hedges, gimme pigs, dunkeys, and even hoomans.
Its pretty simple--we are all friends and we chit chat about this and that, and learn whot makes peeple tick, and whot food is gud and what yu shud spit out, and such important things as that.
The whirled is in tops turvy right now. Peeple are askeered, but some are KNOT askeered enuff! We all got to do our part and be smart and stay in yur yard!! Wash yur paws, don't lick strangers, and remember to keep a hole leash atween yur hooman and another hooman that might want to pet yu!
Uhm, also, katz are friends, KNOT fud.
Imma gonna skip da part about doin' yur dooty cause no one seems to habs dat problem!